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Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2011, 06:36:56 PM »
Your teacher made "dittos" with a hand cranked cylinder and some shit that smelled like paint thinner. The original of course, hade to be written in ink.

Offline elone

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2011, 06:38:42 PM »
You had to write with a fountain pen, there were no ballpoints.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2011, 06:47:49 PM »
If you remember teaches spanking kid in front of the class and not thinking that there was anything wrong with that.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2011, 07:11:11 PM »
Im 11 years younger than the supposed... your 40.. point.... yet most of these are true for me as well... damn you old folks for making me feel old too!

Offline Xandi

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2011, 07:34:01 PM »
Well Perfect Mos it is strange that you have the same experiences as the over 40 club. Maybe you are just older than your age. You know an old soul.

You know you are over fourty if your first date was a drive in movie

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2011, 07:49:13 PM »
DAMNIT .... Maybe growing up in Montana is a part of this .....  wait no.. that wasnt my first date... I couldnt drive for my first date... woot...

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2011, 07:50:42 PM »
You know you are old over 40 if you remember solid gold and american bandstand

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2011, 07:54:35 PM »
*Gives Taint a mean look*

Using that word in this thread is dangerous. No one that is over forty is that word, we are seasoned, experience, wise, and so forth and so on.

You know you are over forty if when you use to check books out at the library they had little cards that you signed your name to and the librarian filed until you returned the book.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2011, 08:18:19 PM »
Yep, I remember that...

You might be *cough* sexy and seasoned *cough* if you remember seeing britany spears when she first performed on star search and thought she was an annoying little kid.




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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2011, 11:13:19 PM »
You might be over fourty if you remember the Mickey Mouse Club, the orginal with Annette Funicello.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #85 on: June 01, 2011, 11:20:36 PM »
(Blatant flirting with Xandi to follow)

You might just be over 40 if you really know whats going on in the sack, and are comfortable enough with your body to truly communicate your needs and desires.


Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #86 on: June 01, 2011, 11:39:57 PM »
If you remember watching Valerie Bertinelli in "one day at a time".


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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2011, 05:33:59 AM »
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You might just be over 40 if you really know whats going on in the sack, and are comfortable enough with your body to truly communicate your needs and desires.

(Prefect Mos just made my mood ring just turned Dark blue: Happy, romantic or passionate)
You know you are over 40 if you remember mood rings and lava lamps.


Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2011, 05:37:42 AM »
Looks at lava lamp on desk... and thinks about mood ring in my highschool crap... DAMNIT

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2011, 05:46:11 AM »

You remember with afros and sideburns were in .. and no, I, not talking about 10 or 20 years ago.

You watched "the white shadow" and "welcome back kotter"

If you remember when refering to an african-american person as "black" was considered offensive, and "colored" was considered polite ( no offence intedded, its just funny how this changed .. there could also be some locale-specific differences...this is just how it was where I grew up )

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #90 on: June 02, 2011, 05:50:37 AM »
If Mikhail Gorbachev was a hero to you.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #91 on: June 02, 2011, 05:59:30 AM »
You were already an adult when the Berlin wall came down

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #92 on: June 02, 2011, 06:03:12 AM »
Fine... ill Join as an honorary 40+er.. even if i dont qualify for another 11 years... If only it will allow me to flirt with the cougar Xandi some more..

If you rember when Movies made the rounds.. and you had to wait for a movie to get to your home town to watch it.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #93 on: June 02, 2011, 06:04:44 AM »
If you have ever RENTED a vhs player.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #94 on: June 02, 2011, 06:08:42 AM »
*Smiles*

If you thought the flying nun series was exceptional TV viewing.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #95 on: June 02, 2011, 06:11:13 AM »
If you've ever used a Film camera, that had exactly zero electrical parts . Hell if you think Film camera refers to 16 or 8mm not the 35mm still camera.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #96 on: June 02, 2011, 06:12:50 AM »
If you have ever owned and worn a black leather tie.... or a red 'knitted' one.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #97 on: June 02, 2011, 06:13:29 AM »
You loved watching McMillian and Wife. (with Roc Hudson)

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #98 on: June 02, 2011, 06:16:51 AM »
If you know why Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd getting some ruined a perfectly good show.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #99 on: June 02, 2011, 06:20:49 AM »
If the first tv show you can remember featured a bear called Colargol and his suitcase that could transform into everything from a car to a plane.