Today I thought, wow, the Ponies sure have become famous. But with this comes the troubles many face when thrust into the spotlight of fame:
Suppose The Ponies did drugs. Here's my take on things....
Which ones do what?
Rarity does Cocaine because it's white, expensive and has that 'elite' image. If she likes you at the moment she’ll share a line with you; if not, she’ll just snort it all herself.
Fluttershy had one too many bad trips.
Rainbow Dash does speed.
Applejack drinks hard cider, as well as apple schnapps.
Pinkie Pie probably does XTC, the party drug.
Twilight Sparkle hangs out with left wing intellectuals, and smokes kind-bud with Spike, who always has a light.