The StoryChapter One: Lavaske has a problem.
Lavaske has a problem. Every once and a while, he begins a roleplay. He writes a first post, and sometimes a second. And then, inexplicably, things will occasionally taper out and Lavaske's first post will go to waste.
Chapter Two: Lavaske thinks of a solution
"Wait a moment," thinks Lavaske to himself. "This might just work!"Chapter Three: This thread
This is a thread of first posts. Each entry I make from here on out will be a first post to a roleplay. Anybody who fulfills the criterion in the appendices is free to grab one of the first posts, copy it and paste it into their own thread with a response.Appendix One: Me
I'm Lavaske. That's pronounced "Luh (as in love) -vah (as in how fancy people say vase) -skee (like the things you tape to your feet when you want to go down snow". It's a cool name, with a nifty story- but that's something you'll discover later.
I love stories. I'm a compulsive hyperbolizer and a compulsive story teller. I'm friendly, affable and generally chillaxed unless I'm in one of my moods
I'm a student, a slacker and a gamer. I love writing, I love stories and I love SEX
at least in the roleplaying world. I've gotten plenty of ADVENTURE
out of the roleplaying realm, but sadly, the same cannot be said for SEX
though that's another story for another time.
My favorite authors include Stephen King (especially his Dark Tower series), Neil Gaiman (For just about everything he ever wrote), Jim Butcher (for The Dresden Files) and Fritz Leiber (for Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser).Appendix B: You
Appendix IV: The stories
- I love roleplayers who are female, whenever possible.
- I require a partner willing and able to perform tasks of friendly banter over IM. Teasing is highly encouraged.
- I love a writer who can enthrall me with gorgeous, physical detail.
- You must carry the plot with each post. Do not simply react to whatever my character does. Do something yourself- with each post, the story should thrust forwards!
- I love SEX and sex scenes!
- I love ACTION and ADVENTURE!
- I love Sci-fi and I love Fantasy!
- I love playing multiple characters, and women who do the same.
- I love humor and I love horror
I now present to you some of the roleplays!