'Hoe House'

[Elven Sex Goddess]

In the spirit of reality televisions in receding in a house  I present;

'Hoe House'

Do you want to be a porn star?

If you answer yes to the above question, please continue reading.

‘Hoe House’ Is a reality based game spoof of the different reality televisions shows on.  From Big brother,  Real life to a Surreal life.   With a few twists and turns to make a unique and outrageous play.   For everything and anything goes, so are you willing to do anything to be the next porn star.

Rules:

Contestants -   Six contestants,  of which three males,  three females.

Where -  All six reside in the ‘Hoe House’,  where they will live, work and play while they take part in their first porn movie audition.

How -  Each week the six will have to perform for the cameras, what has been imputed by the audience for each.   Now any thing goes, be it gang bang,  guy on guy, girl on girl.   (If  not enough rest of ellqiuy  input , then a roll on chart below is done for contestants.)

Now  not everyone is up to doing everything.   A guy may be adverse to playing a homosexual scene.  (As listed in his off’s.)   So each contestant  gets two chastity’s to start.   These are safes,  that allows them to bow out of the scene, yet remain in the house and still auditioning for the movie.  Use up all your safes, the chastity’s that you have.  The next refusal gets you kicked out of the house and out of the production.   However a contestant can get more chastity’s, safes to use.   This is done by agreeing to do another’s scene that week in addition to yours. 

Time - Six weeks is the time.

Additional -  Also staying within the house, is the producer and the director. 

Weekly scene rules:

If enough support and interest by others looking in on the contest on the board that put in suggestions for different sex acts/scenes  that will be used.

So in that case simple rules.   A suggestion submitted can only be once for a off of one of the contestants.   So if Harry  B Blow only does straight.   Which means one may get only get another off suggestion unless every other contestant has taken on the choice of whether to perform or use a chastity.

Chart -  For in place of weekly suggestions if not enough come in.  Roll a D20 each contestant to get scene to be performed.

1.   Initiate  house orgy.
2.   Make out with another contestant of same sex this week.
3.   Petting Zoo Do a scene of petting up a member of the opposite sex in the house.
4.   Give the director a blow job.
5.   Team up with one of the opposite sex and perform in three different positions.
6.   It’s anal time,  either take it or give it anal. 
7.   Muff dive on the producer.
8.   Your hard core porn star.   Nothings taboo.  Perform full sex with member of same sex.
9.    Petting Zoo Do a scene of petting up a member of the opposite sex in the house.
10.    Threesome -  Perform in  a threesome. 
11.    Hot tub.  Perform out in the hot tub with any other contestant or producer or director.
12.    Oral scene.   Perform either felaishio or cunniglous  on  one of the opposite sex.
13.    Get ahead find an seduce either the director or producer
14.    Submissive, you’re the submissive with opposite sex.
15.    Team up with one of the opposite sex and perform in three different positions.
16.    Location, location, location.    Sex in three different areas,  one in the house, one in the front of the house, and one in the back yard with a partner.
17.    You’re a hoe, perform sex this week with two thirds house guests this week.
18.    BDSM  time for pain, to a painslut scene with another.
19.    Oral scene.   Perform either felaishio or cunniglous  on  one of the opposite sex.
20.    Nothing, rest or do whatever you want this week.

Players:

Producer -  Asherah

Director – Male player

Male1 –

Male2 –

Male3 –

Female1 –

Female2 –

Female3 –

Character submission: 

Name,  description and if any special  distinguishing marks.

(Note every one is of legal age that enters the house.)

It’s all free form.

Winners:   All that make it through the six week filming in the house.

Cycle 1.

[HairyHeretic]

You want the scary part? Thats a real show. Or the idea is at least. I've seen it on tv last year.

[CaptainErotica]

If you get enough interest I am willing to give this a go.

[RogueJedi]

I would be very interested.  So, please consider me.  *grin*

[Elvi]

I'm sorry, but I read this title and immediately thought of a garden shed.
Sex among the potting compost....ouch watch where you stick that fork!

Yes......I'm sorry......obviously age and an indecently untidy garden, half way through a revamp, has got to me.....

Though having thought of it....anyone seen "The flowerpot men"?
I always had my doubts over their relationship with Weed.......


*coughs*
OK carry on Asherah, apologies for jumping into your thread and side tracking it.....

[MagicalPen]

I'd be interested too. Sounds like fun!

[Cherri Tart]

*blinks*  sometimes i have no idea what Elvi is talking about...

[Elvi]

*sighs*

Cherri, a Hoe is a tool for getting in between rows of plants and clearing out the weeds......

[Vandren]

The difference between the two terms is that the tool is typically spelled "hoe" while the person is usually spelled "ho".

[Elven Sex Goddess]

I could spout back, like a fag may means a smoke to one, and to another someone that likes the same sex in preference.    Or that colour is no different then color. But that be arguing apples are red to apples are green.

Just shakes head. 

[Elvi]

Errrr.....hang on there Asherah, I wasn't having a go at you, or your spelling.

[Elven Sex Goddess]

No didn't take it as such.  What was trying to convey it just seemed trivial to me is all.  An just wanted to get back on track with the whole purpose of the thread the game suggestion.  They wacky hair brain idea from my demented imagination.   

Heck I know my spelling is bad, is why I use spell check.  And my grammar that gets butchered at times.   

[Rayve13]

I'd be interested and such like and forthwith.

[Cherri Tart]

*sighs*

Cherri, a Hoe is a tool for getting in between rows of plants and clearing out the weeds......

lol - oh... right, heard of those... and flowerpot men are like gardeners or something?

[Dragoondawg25]

Scratches chin and hmms making the camera box with his hands."to be like the Dark Bros or not to be like the Dark Bros. ill take a stab at it if director is up for grabs? 8)*places everybody, quiet on the set!, and ACTION!

[Elven Sex Goddess]

Ok  so far I believe that we have  4 male players that want to give it a try and we need 4 males. 

Robguy
Rayve13
Silvestine
Dragoondawg25

That is all plan to play a male character.  Also who would like to play the director. 

Now for the females, we have 1 and need 2 more then we can start the game.

RogueJedi

Not sure if you Cherry tart or Elvi and Vandren are also wanting to try and play it.  If so my apologies for not listing as so. 

[Dragoondawg25]

*points above to his post about wanting to be the director and smiles*

[Elven Sex Goddess]

Ugg sorry then we have a director. 

[Dragoondawg25]

*backs up and looks to the producer* 8)listen baby the films gonna be a hit smashing its gonna rock worlds and establish world orgasmic peace.  The Moans and Groans of millions will be our standing ovation 8) 

[Kitikat]

I'd love to offer my services, but I'm not sure how everyone feels about a guy playing a female role...?

[Mia]

*raises hand very innocently*

[thymoit]

Hmm, well if you have a director that means you have one more male spot.  I'll step into it.  Although I suspect my hetero orientation will end up burning my safeties.  I'll just have to do extra scenes to earn more.   

[CaptainErotica]

 I'm okay with you playing a female...can't speak for the otehrs, but I've never seen it be a problem before.

[thymoit]

I'll be ok with you playing a female as well.

Quick question for our producer.  Can we assume a medical screening was required of all contestants and all women are required to be on birth control.  Or will we be practicing safe sex?

[NikitaFirestar]

*Chuckles and snuggles Elvi* I'm in, if there's room...