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Offline HairyHereticTopic starter

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Calvinball
« on: February 23, 2007, 12:56:18 PM »
You all know the rules. Game on!

*Tosses the ceremonial stuffed penguin over his shoulder, turns and sprints for the widdershins base, carrying the stripey pendent*

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 01:04:36 PM »
*fires Mr Snuggles the stuffed bunny from spring loaded cannon, bounces him off trampoline and through goal post, earning HH a 12 yard, 4 inch penalty* 

Offline HairyHereticTopic starter

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 01:08:39 PM »
*climbs into the cannon himself* FORE! *attempts the first ever 57 league scoring attempt*

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 01:14:56 PM »
*Invokes the reverse physics rule and shoot HH with a gravity gun, dropping him to the ground after only 14 yard, then putting on clown hat and heading for the northwest goal line*

Offline HairyHereticTopic starter

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 01:19:03 PM »
*Adapts the reversed physics for a matrix style jump, bounces off the 3rd, 12th and 17th bases, and zips over cheris head, removing the clown hat.*

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 11:49:23 PM »
*Uses a fishing pole to snag the clown hat from Hairy. Placing it on his head he runs toward the east goal.*

Offline diddywah

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 05:24:00 PM »
**loosing the hounds with a command to rip the legs off RobGuy I grab the hat and run figure eights through the center of the field**

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2007, 12:17:07 PM »
  Pulls a french poodle out of his hat, to keep the dogs ooccupied while he makes his escape to safety.

"I'l lgert you for htat my pretty" *wicked witch voice*

 

Offline diddywah

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 12:45:19 PM »
***not believing he'd stoop so low to use the French Poodle gambit I pull a jar of gravy from my pocket and dose him with it then dash towards the mound with the clown hat***

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2007, 03:45:01 PM »
50 foot penatly for misuse of gravy called on Diddywah, 6 point penalty for misuse of french poodles called on RG *leaps off trampoline, sets clown hat on fire, pulls bobble head hula girl from dugout and heads towards Yellow goal*

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2007, 04:28:49 PM »
*Grabs the yellow goal and takes off at a run into the mirror maze*

Offline diddywah

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2007, 11:07:37 PM »
Misuse of gravy? What better use could there be?

***Tying a red bandana to the Calvinstick and running around the mirror maze to lay in wait to grab the yellow goal away from HairyHeretic.***

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2007, 02:07:59 AM »
   Jumps into the mirrior of teleportation and comes out behind diddywah and smacks her upside the head with a fish then steals her calvinstick and chases after the yellow goal.

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 02:20:59 AM »
Left feet declared illegal *begins hopping on right foot towards 8th base*

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Calvinball
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2007, 02:25:07 AM »
*hopping on right foot* Pays a goafer to steal 8th base and bring it to him.

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2012, 08:42:17 PM »
"Splattergoit!" I shout joyously, using the 17th base like a boomerang and running in circles to achieve maximum damage points and full state restore.

"Declaration of Awesome; cake for everyone!"