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Offline Siegfried

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2010, 05:14:06 PM »
Did you hear something?

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2010, 05:16:44 PM »
What did I tell you?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2010, 07:51:09 AM »
(During a safety prodecures demonstration.)  "Now what ever you do don't do this..."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2010, 08:55:13 AM »
Butch Cassidy: Wait a minute... you didn't see Lefors out there did you?
The Sundance Kid: Lefors? No, why?
Butch Cassidy: Thank God. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

Offline Spice

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2010, 09:08:33 AM »
The old revolutionary Pancho Villa lay on his  death bed. Suddenly he spoke in a broken whisper. Those watching fell silent wanting to hear the old revolutionary's last bit of wisdom. His eldest son leaned close to catch his father's words, which more or less were,

"I can't think of anything to say. Make something up."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #105 on: September 17, 2010, 01:09:25 AM »
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.  (Oh snap, getting all serious and stuff....  What the crap?)

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #106 on: September 17, 2010, 10:48:23 PM »
did you tell anyone?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2010, 11:54:46 PM »
So anyway, I was watching this movie called The Crying Game and shit man!  Your never gonna guess how it ended!

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #108 on: February 08, 2012, 11:13:38 PM »
Oh come on.. I've use a hairdryer all the time in the bath! That just happens in movies!

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2012, 06:06:54 AM »
Of course its safe the safety catch is on

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2012, 03:10:12 PM »
Oh, I don't believe that ever actually happens.

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2012, 03:24:17 PM »
Hey, look what I found in the attic.. an old Ouija board!

Offline Hefftcinchsak

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #112 on: March 13, 2012, 11:20:36 AM »
I'll race ya?!

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #113 on: March 14, 2012, 05:56:05 PM »
I'm Gonna Kill YOU!!!

Offline Anesa

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #114 on: March 14, 2012, 06:11:58 PM »
"I do."   

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #115 on: March 14, 2012, 06:19:59 PM »
Aww, are you hur-

Offline Anesa

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #116 on: March 14, 2012, 07:11:21 PM »
"May I pet the bull with the big horns?"

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #117 on: March 14, 2012, 07:56:05 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What does THIS button DO?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2012, 10:38:40 AM »
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

Offline Hefftcinchsak

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »
Looking both ways before you cross the street is over rated. Watch!

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2012, 07:05:58 PM »
Awww.. how cute! Looks like some kind of tiny lizard thing. Here.. yeah.. come here, little guy..

Offline WildCat

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #121 on: March 23, 2012, 06:53:12 PM »
Mordred isn't _really_ a vampire. I'm sure I'll be perfectly safe.

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2012, 08:24:54 PM »
Whoa.. the pulse in that WildCat does indeed have a crazy beat.. but surely it's safe for my simple thirsts..

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #123 on: March 23, 2012, 11:18:56 PM »
(phone call) Hey it's me, could you ----   

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #124 on: March 23, 2012, 11:42:12 PM »
Saw this one in a cheap comic book (a man gets kicked in the groin, and gasps). The combo of real words with the way the grunt is transcribed is funny:


"He is YOU-U-UNNNNGHHHH!"