Warning: contents may be satirical. Apologies in advance for anyone seriously impacted by the Gulf Oil spill--I mean no offense by this, and if there is any taken, please PM me and I'll be more than happy to take this and any related threads down
They thought they were drilling for oil, but found something very different. More than 5,000 feet under the sea off the Gulf of Mexico, oil workers thought they hit the jackpot. Two days later, the well burst and what scientists thought was oil began spewing out of the ruptured well. Seven days later, the "oil slick" washed ashore near the small parish of Hope Tributary, Louisiana, and the townspeople found that the oil had some very interesting effects.
Things started out subtly. Fishermen came back from the sea and were a little friskier with their wives; police reported more teenagers going "all the way" in their makeout sessions under the docks; the local college's beach volleyball team was a bit more risque than usual on the club circuit. But soon it became clear that whatever spilled wasn't just oil.
Anyone who came into contact with the oil was becoming increasingly horny and kinky. The cops that once chased kids away from the beach were now turning makeout sessions into threesomes or even gangbangs, fishermen's wives went missing as they were taken to sea, tied up, and that beach volleyball team pulled freshman boys into their house to use as fuck toys.
Now, a month after the initial incident, the CDC has dispatched a team of scientists to the town, as has the oil company. The media, naturally, followed. What will they find? Will they remain uncontaminated?
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Affiliation: Townsperson/CDC/Oil Company/Media/Other
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