Serene the Goddess of Virginity's Chastity Belt of Shocking Burst +5 was stolen while she was bathing. It is foretold that should Goddess Serene lose her virginity be it to god or mortal, then every virgin in all the realms be they Human or Elf, Troll or Dragon, shall remain a virgin forever. Heroes have been gathered from all across the lands to seek out the culprits and return the holy relic, and perhaps get laid along the way.
this is my third try at getting this game up and running. Both previous times failed due to my own actions or absences. This time I know it will succeed.
The first time around I tried to make too many modifications and additions to the rules. I tried to account for scantily clad women and Conan-esque barbarians by modifying how armor class worked. I tried to add in skills for sex and seduction. I tried to have an established rule on getting knocked up. This time around there will be none of that. If you want your Barbarian to walk around bare chested that's fine, but you'll have to find some bracers or other similar means of raising your AC.
Everything else will be standard 3.5 rules. Pretty much any official books are ok, but you may have to PM info from the few books I don't have. I am going to be pretty lenient on races, so if your not into sexual encounters with kobolds or minotuars you might not want to join, or at least make it clear you do not wish to be in those situations.
Characters will be 16th level. I'd prefer if people stuck to the more traditional classes, but I'm willing to consider the more unusual ones. For gear as long as it is reasonable for you to have I will not sweat it. for magic items please give me a list of desired items and I will let you know which ones you can have and which, if any you can't. Honestly, I wanted to start lower -maybe around level 10, but the scope of the campaign demands higher level heroes.
While the campaign and setting will be heavily slanted toward the erotic there is still a story to be told. There will be combat and there will be riddles. I'm all for group orgies around the campfire, but if you start one in the middle of Ogre territory you can expect some univited guests to join in. The dieties are going to be a hodge podge of Olympic, Norse and Egyptian Gods depending on what area of the world you are traveling in just like in the real world, with a few new ones that are key to the plot, such as Serene and her sister Dominatra. You can even make up your own god or choose pretty much any God you like if you are a cleric and I will add them to the pantheon.
Anyway if I get at least 4 people interested I will run it. I will accept a max of 8. Sorry, but more than that just gets too bogged down. If there is enough interest I may run a second group. I realize that using a system will be a turn off for many people, but I want to keep the system for this. I just don't think it would work very well as a free form game. If you want to play but have never tried D&D before, you can still apply.I'm more than willing to help guide you until your comfortable with the system.