"Any help at the cafe here is most appreciated, and since we have no other means of payment, it is the least we can do for those who volunteer their assistance around here. Now, if you'd like... let us have ourselves a nice party!"
Whisks his hand into the air and begins to dance the salsa, with lights in the back of the bar lighting up and flashing all about, music begins to play as the room gains a dance floor feel.
"Today's special is... Salsa Festival!"
Balloons appear and confetti is shot well into the air.