Hentai D&D Interest Check

[Chulanowa]

would people be ok with me role playing a hermaphrodite with a very large penis ?

I always want to role play hermaphrodites like that but i understand it is an off for many.

(and thanks guys for the offer to help me build a character and help me with the system).

Define "very large"?  Are we like "holy shit it's 13 inches!" or more like "Holy shit it's a siamese twin!"? 'Cause the former is perfectly fine, but the second is, uh... Well you do you but it's not my taste 

[Foxy DeVille]

Still fleshing out Kalabaza of the Sacred Mounds, pun intended. I'm kinda amused that while designing a character with smut in mind she'd actually be a pretty cromulent PG PC.

[Brittlby]

Almost done with my orc dominatrix!

Unrelated... Thixia is the greatest name I’ve heard in months.

[Angie]

I rolled it on a random generator and I just knew I had to use it.

[Foxy DeVille]

KALABAZA OF THE SACRED MOUNDS

[Yukina]

KALABAZA OF THE SACRED MOUNDS

She's perfect. :)

[Foxy DeVille]

Thaaaaanks!

Oh, and I should probably mention that her name is a link to her sheet, hence it being pretty and blue, in case anyone isn't an old dawg in these here parts.

I'm really pleased how everything came together... the concept the images, the rolls, the ludicrously lewd magic item. Like stumbling across the Unity domain, which I left really fit my idea of how her religion works (when it's not taking advantage of busty young women). Even the basic Acolyte background was perfect since on eof the flaws to choose from is trusting her faith's bigwigs too much.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Yeah, all-around perfect healslut :)

[Yukina]

Thaaaaanks!

Oh, and I should probably mention that her name is a link to her sheet, hence it being pretty and blue, in case anyone isn't an old dawg in these here parts.

I'm really pleased how everything came together... the concept the images, the rolls, the ludicrously lewd magic item. Like stumbling across the Unity domain, which I left really fit my idea of how her religion works (when it's not taking advantage of busty young women). Even the basic Acolyte background was perfect since on eof the flaws to choose from is trusting her faith's bigwigs too much.

It's always lovely when a build comes together. (Also, Healslut Magazine :) )

[Foxy DeVille]

Yeah, all-around perfect healslut :)

And I've thunk up all kinds of lewd little flavor things, like she casts certain spells and stuff. 

[Muse]

  Hey Angie.  i looked away fro a day, and there were three pages.  Then I didnt' finsih reading in one day and there are two more.  :) 

  Am I too late? 

[Angie]

Thread isnt closed, Muse, so go ahead.

[Foxy DeVille]

Silly idea I had after noticing "Hentai" as the campaign on a couple of the sheets... maybe Hentai could be the name of the land where we live and our brave characters are the Heroes of Hentai. 

[AndyZ]

Silly idea I had after noticing "Hentai" as the campaign on a couple of the sheets... maybe Hentai could be the name of the land where we live and our brave characters are the Heroes of Hentai. 

If you do this, I suggest spelling it differently, as Ayenee (A&E) did, for those of us old enough to remember that.

[Muse]

Thank you!

If no one minds i'll look into a swashbuckling drow sorceress ! 

if the dice fall out right!

[Muse]

I've got a really nice set for the concept i want here!  Angie would you like me to link you to the dice rolls? 

14
15
12
11
16
18

So that will be: 
Str  12
Dex 16+2
Con  15
Int   14
Wis  11
Chrs  18+1

And at level 5 (or istaht four?) Constutin becoms 16 and charisma becomes 20! 
(AT level to dexterit wll become 20.) 

[Angie]

I trust your rolls, I don't think anyone here is gonna min-max on a stupid Hentai game

[Brittlby]

I trust your rolls, I don't think anyone here is gonna min-max on a stupid Hentai game

... I totally did.

[Muse]

  What about gear, Angie? 

  Sorceress starting package dos not include a rapier, so I'd like that at least!  Will we have any extra gold?  Starting magic?  Play hard to the rules or fast and loose within guidelines?

[Angie]

  What about gear, Angie? 

  Sorceress starting package dos not include a rapier, so I'd like that at least!  Will we have any extra gold?  Starting magic?  Play hard to the rules or fast and loose within guidelines?

You get 600 extra gold. Adding it to the top post. And I've been a bit fast and loose with magic items.

[Foxy DeVille]

You get 600 extra gold. Adding it to the top post. And I've been a bit fast and loose with magic items.

Pretty sure everything in this game is gonna be fast and loose... 

[Laughing Hyena]

I know Im late to this one but sign me up for laying them goblins dragons and dryads!

"Don't you mean slaying?"

I know what I said!

[Chulanowa]

Alright, hope to have an adorable / sexy girly boy out by this evening; Looking at a fightery-Paladiny sort, or a Warlocky-Wizardy sort!

Angie, what's the stance on UA stuff, or things from DM's GUild third-party, like the Critical Role stuff or Xanathar's Lost Notes? Noes it matter? 

[Angie]

Alright, hope to have an adorable / sexy girly boy out by this evening; Looking at a fightery-Paladiny sort, or a Warlocky-Wizardy sort!

Angie, what's the stance on UA stuff, or things from DM's GUild third-party, like the Critical Role stuff or Xanathar's Lost Notes? Noes it matter? 

Case by case. Lemme know what you want.

[Muse]

  is it possible to buy a common magic item? 

  It's called The Ruby of the War Mage. 

Edit: 

https://5e.tools/items/ruby-of-the-war-mage-xge.html

I've been envisioning two upgrades of this item, by the way:
--Ruby of the War Mage (Improved):  When set into an attuned magic weapon, this ruby of the war mage no longer requires separate attunement. 
--Ruby of the War Mage (Greater): When set into an attuned magic weapon, this ruby of the war mage acts as a Wand of the War Mage wit the enhancement bonus of the weapon.