Topic: Corrupt a wish

[Zelta Runa]

Granted. Instead you have hay flu, which is far worse.

I wish my ear didn't hurt so often.

[Dred2967]

Granted.  You have your perfectly spacious art studio with amazing lighting and all the equipment you need.  It's located in the worse part of the city and sirens are always heard, bullets have gone threw windows, plus if you step outside your door you will be mugged and probably killed. 

I wish to retire tomorrow and have enough money to live for these rest of my life. 

[c2u]

Granted ... as you get your medical check up for your journey around the world, the doctor sees that little dark spot on the x-ray of your lungs ....

I wish I could fly like a bird

[Luna Skywind]

Granted, but once you begin to fly, you will only drift closer and closer to the sun, never to come back to earth.

I wish I could end world hunger.

[Adammair]

Granted...the world is no longer hungry, simply because the entire population has become cannibalistic zombies!

I wish I could walk on water.

[Avernale]

Granted.  Your body is completely hydrophobic and repels water to such intensity that bodies of water are effectively solid.  However, all liquids are repelled from you, preventing you from being able to drink and you die of dehydration.

I wish I could breath in space.

[Lior]

Granted. You are able to breathe in space, but are now unable to breathe unless in space. Unfortunately, the other terrible side effects of an unprotected human body in space also still apply.



I wish my vision were 20/20 uncorrected.

*edit: spelling