Smutty Anthro Furry Homebrew D&D 5e Campaign-Interest Thread

[Giantmutantcrab]

Purity?  -peers at the fertility rites she's been involved in.-  Uhm...suuuure...

R'Van respects druids and their rites.

He will participate whole-heartedly.

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Greetings Isengrad!

My barbarian brother from a different hooved mother.

[Laughing Hyena]

Purity?  -peers at the fertility rites she's been involved in.-  Uhm...suuuure...

I could have sworn there was someone that was far more innocent amongst the team. Maybe it was rewritten out but I have a soft spot for those too good for this world types. Anyways, welcome aboard Tyrel.

[Chanticleer]

I could have sworn there was someone that was far more innocent amongst the team. Maybe it was rewritten out but I have a soft spot for those too good for this world types. Anyways, welcome aboard Tyrel.

Zkulu isn't innocent, but he might be a bit naive. And patriotic.

I simply cannot wait to see what trick ESG pulls to weld this group together. We've got loyal slaves, an escaped slave, barbarians, outlanders...All sorts of different world views and societal or caste levels.

At this point I feel like ironing out something as straightforward as a paladin/antipaladin in-party conflict would be a dawdle.

[Isengrad]

Thanks, was gonna go barbarian but I felt it would have been redundant, and I always wanted to try out the mystic.He should be a fun fighter, and some excellent role play hooks left in there as well.

[Bibliophilia]

I could have sworn there was someone that was far more innocent amongst the team. Maybe it was rewritten out but I have a soft spot for those too good for this world types. Anyways, welcome aboard Tyrel.

She's very innocent and naive, but sexually pure she is not.  Her temple was devoted to Mother Earth and she spent a lot of time engaged in sexual rites and rituals, as well as tending to the sexual needs of the priests and those who visited the temple.

[Giantmutantcrab]

She's very innocent and naive, but sexually pure she is not.  Her temple was devoted to Mother Earth and she spent a lot of time engaged in sexual rites and rituals, as well as tending to the sexual needs of the priests and those who visited the temple.

Yeah!

She is a giver. She is generous.

You must respect other religions.

Especially ones like these.

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Isengrad - Redundant? Come on man. We got two fighters and they're not redundant at all!

But hey I respect your choices. Besides I'm sure R.V. will get along with your dude just fine. A wild stallion and all that.

[Laughing Hyena]

Thanks, was gonna go barbarian but I felt it would have been redundant, and I always wanted to try out the mystic.He should be a fun fighter, and some excellent role play hooks left in there as well.

Its amazing how different two fighter types can be. One a slave gladiator looking for love and romance of legends and myth and the other is a former soldier turned executioner. ^_^

[Giantmutantcrab]

Its amazing how different two fighter types can be. One a slave gladiator looking for love and romance of legends and myth and the other is a former soldier turned executioner. ^_^

There ya go! You can have two barbarians! One can be the noble savage, beautiful of body and pure of spirit, a wandering nomad of the plains...

...And then there's R'Van.

[Isengrad]

Don't worry, I can still be Bash brother with R'van.  Just while The rhino wields the big weapon and will be all smashy smashy, the smaller(but still big) horse mystic will be at his side spirit punching things into oblivion, and the occasional knocking prone of flying enemies because that is always fun.

[Giantmutantcrab]

Don't worry, I can still be Bash brother with R'van.  Just while The rhino wields the big weapon and will be all smashy smashy, the smaller(but still big) horse mystic will be at his side spirit punching things into oblivion, and the occasional knocking prone of flying enemies because that is always fun.

Awesome!

And we can both keep this bunch fed in the wild!

We are good!

[Chulanowa]

I mean, everyone but Seven and Freya graze in this group, finding food probably isn't going to be a problem... Unless we're looking at a "Fallout"-style wasteland area. And Seven's a mighty hunter of lizards, small birds, and unattended merchant stalls. 

[Giantmutantcrab]

I mean, everyone but Seven and Freya graze in this group, finding food probably isn't going to be a problem... Unless we're looking at a "Fallout"-style wasteland area. And Seven's a mighty hunter of lizards, small birds, and unattended merchant stalls. 

I must admit to you that Seven is one of the reasons why I picked a Rhino Ungulus.

Stat-wise a Turtle could be a monstrous barbarian, with the 17 AC mix with the CON ability score bonus plus shield...

...but I really want my character to bang Seven so I changed it to a rhino.

[Winds Of Lust]

Oh man, As subby and battle ready as Victoria is I don't know if the lesser noble is prepared for the full realities of 'roughing it in the wild'. She lucked out and got to be the families 'offering to the gods' rather than a member of the formal military. She got to live it up and train in a temple of her choice and work mostly in and around cities where she always had access to the sorts of thing a woman of her status can afford. That will be a fun moment to explore xD

[Giantmutantcrab]

Oh man, As subby and battle ready as Victoria is I don't know if the lesser noble is prepared for the full realities of 'roughing it in the wild'. She lucked out and got to be the families 'offering to the gods' rather than a member of the formal military. She got to live it up and train in a temple of her choice and work mostly in and around cities where she always had access to the sorts of thing a woman of her status can afford. That will be a fun moment to explore xD

I'm not sure that we'll be roughing it in the wild that early. Just having us all meet and actually get this train on the rails will take a moment.

And like most people will suggest, fake it till you make it.

[Chanticleer]

Oh man, As subby and battle ready as Victoria is I don't know if the lesser noble is prepared for the full realities of 'roughing it in the wild'. She lucked out and got to be the families 'offering to the gods' rather than a member of the formal military. She got to live it up and train in a temple of her choice and work mostly in and around cities where she always had access to the sorts of thing a woman of her status can afford. That will be a fun moment to explore xD

She can commiserate with Zkulu, who has never left the city. I find it silly that he even owns a backpack and adventuring gear, which is why I was so wibbly about starting gold and things. On the other hand it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the party for them to get twenty miles out in the wilderness and find he's been lugging around perfume, massage oils, brushes and combs, some scrolls of poetry, etc.

Zkulu basically grew up as a pampered pet dancer/musician who was also taught to be a bodyguard...He's very convincing in conversations, though! Definitely one of those situations where people finish steamrollering his politeness and then strut away, happy with their victory, only to realize at some point that somehow he'd talked them into arguing his side for him.

[Isengrad]

... On the other hand it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the party for them to get twenty miles out in the wilderness and find he's been lugging around perfume, massage oils, brushes and combs, some scrolls of poetry, etc.

True, but think of the moment when the whole party look at each other and think the Subby little Zebra needs to be spanked and they all take turns.

[Chanticleer]

True, but think of the moment when the whole party look at each other and think the Subby little Zebra needs to be spanked and they all take turns.

And then the zebra bats his long-lashed, puppy-dog eyes and gets exactly what he wants?

Hm, maybe I should do this, it's not like he wouldn't end up sleeping in a nice comfy tent anyway.

[Laughing Hyena]

Soldiers make sure to be prepared before they need to rely on mutant wildlife that might turn your innards into black pudding from eating strange meat.

[Chulanowa]

Oh man, As subby and battle ready as Victoria is I don't know if the lesser noble is prepared for the full realities of 'roughing it in the wild'. She lucked out and got to be the families 'offering to the gods' rather than a member of the formal military. She got to live it up and train in a temple of her choice and work mostly in and around cities where she always had access to the sorts of thing a woman of her status can afford. That will be a fun moment to explore xD

Seven will teach her which mushrooms are good for her, which mushrooms are bad for her, and which mushrooms are fuckin' awesome for her!

I must admit to you that Seven is one of the reasons why I picked a Rhino Ungulus.

Stat-wise a Turtle could be a monstrous barbarian, with the 17 AC mix with the CON ability score bonus plus shield...

...but I really want my character to bang Seven so I changed it to a rhino.

I gotta be real honest? i'm pretty sure the only part of her that could handle that would be her bag of holding  She's a 5'3" lynx chick, and rumor has it that you can use his crotch as a landmark. And she doesn't get Enlarge / Reduce until level 7!

[Giantmutantcrab]

She can commiserate with Zkulu, who has never left the city. I find it silly that he even owns a backpack and adventuring gear, which is why I was so wibbly about starting gold and things. On the other hand it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the party for them to get twenty miles out in the wilderness and find he's been lugging around perfume, massage oils, brushes and combs, some scrolls of poetry, etc.

Zkulu basically grew up as a pampered pet dancer/musician who was also taught to be a bodyguard...He's very convincing in conversations, though! Definitely one of those situations where people finish steamrollering his politeness and then strut away, happy with their victory, only to realize at some point that somehow he'd talked them into arguing his side for him.

I don't think it's quite silly, honestly.

Zkulu has started taking quick trips outside of his gilded cage. It could be conceivable that being a prudent, intelligent creature, he is simply preparing and gathering up the courage to take quick sneak trips to the walls of the city, to the perimeter outside the city. Already he has demonstrated the curiosity to peek outside of the places where he is supposed to be, and has kept the knowledge of things he was not supposed to know.

The poor poor golden Lawful Good heart inside the poor thing must be beating so hard.

And protip; asking nicely at R'Van is going to be a sure hit every time. His minus to anything social or intelligence-based pretty much guarantees that R'Van will give Zkulu his tent and cloak and some food. Hell, R'Van will do it willingly, he thinks the poor thing has been starved. He'll want to make sure he eats his fill, and grows into a big strong horse!

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Chulanowa - Everything fits with enough time, patience, and lubrication.

Besides... They'll never know until they try.

*knowing wink*

[Chanticleer]

I don't think it's quite silly, honestly.

Zkulu has started taking quick trips outside of his gilded cage. It could be conceivable that being a prudent, intelligent creature, he is simply preparing and gathering up the courage to take quick sneak trips to the walls of the city, to the perimeter outside the city. Already he has demonstrated the curiosity to peek outside of the places where he is supposed to be, and has kept the knowledge of things he was not supposed to know.

The poor poor golden Lawful Good heart inside the poor thing must be beating so hard.

True! Although I really think of him starting with side-trips, stretching out his journey to/from clients, especially clients who've dozed off and left him with nothing to do for the rest of the night (and if Zkulu wants you happily asleep you'll probably end up that way), then gradually making little expeditions to landmarks he's heard about in the city. He's looked out from the walls, I'm sure, but I hadn't imagined him quite taking the step yet to consider going outside of those walls. It's dangerous out there! Of course, that's what he was told about the streets, too...

I am a subscriber to the idea that alignment is something that a character believes is right, but not always an ironclad governor of how they act. Zkulu is a firm believer that the law is what's best for society, but if you put the poor boy in a position where he has to break the law to save an innocent's life, well...He'll do what he has to do. He'll feel a bit guilty about it later, and if the violation of the law was a big one (not just dawdling/perambulating when he's unassigned) he'll possibly debate whether he ought to turn himself in or not. What he WON'T do is suggest that the law is a problem because a situation arose in which it wasn't the best possible action. What's more interesting? A character who never breaks the law? Or one who might under the right circumstances, but will then worry about it and feel guilty and nervous? :)

And protip; asking nicely at R'Van is going to be a sure hit every time. His minus to anything social or intelligence-based pretty much guarantees that R'Van will give Zkulu his tent and cloak and some food. Hell, R'Van will do it willingly, he thinks the poor thing has been starved. He'll want to make sure he eats his fill, and grows into a big strong horse!

That will be some trick, given that he's a small zebra.

Chulanowa - Everything fits with enough time, patience, and lubrication.

Besides... They'll never know until they try.

*knowing wink*

...And if it doesn't fit, they can always check with the zebra about alternative ways to pleasure one's companion.

EDIT: I just did a quick run through of the party's skills and abilities and was amused to note that Neyly has the lockpicks while Zkulu has the high stealth (he isn't sneaky, he's just very good at not being intrusive or bothersome, really!).

Together, they fight crime. Oh, wait, Seven has both (even if she's not quite zebra-sneaky).

[Laughing Hyena]

Never understood why Paladins were considered Lawful Stupid. Anyone care to explain this?

[Bibliophilia]

A lot of people play Lawful Good characters as rigidly honest and 'honorable' in the way Ned Stark was.  Where they will do or say things that are ultimately detrimental, to themselves or the party, out of some code of honor that ignores common sense and self-preservation.

Plus, that sort of character can also be highly dull and a party-pooper if you're all trying to have fun or come up with a clever way of handling a situation, but the Paladin thinks the plan is too ignoble or refuses to join in on the party carousing or fun, and might even act all judgmental and assholish about it.

[Chanticleer]

What Bib said. In its worst extreme, you end up with the paladin who alerts the monsters that the thief is sneaking up on them, or turns in himself and his party for murder.

Rigid. Unimaginative. Irritating.

PS Bib, I <3 your October icon.

[Chulanowa]

Never understood why Paladins were considered Lawful Stupid. Anyone care to explain this?

'Forsooth! An evil dragon! We must slay the beast!"
"Dude, we're level two..."
"nevertheless, for the cause of righteousness, we must fight! CHAAAARGE!"

it's much less of an issue in 5e, since Paladin is no longer alignment-restricted.