And now, due to popular demand, we have the profile of our captain
Name: Slam Bloodybone
MPU Academy Graduate
She has an outfit for every occasion, however, her most commonly worn is
Authentic Leather Capitano Hat with gold embroidery and a phoenix feather in the hatband
Beaten up Armless Leather Frockcoat complete with badassium embroidery around the buttonholes. (Has the Protective Feature)
Purple Latex Strap top
Plum Velvet Trousers
Leather Pirate Calf Boots with 5” heels
Fingerless Gloves with feminum spiked knuckles
She also has pale blue Zelf Traditional Dress in Zeno-mesh and Gossamer.
Duratanium Energy Dagger with gold starcore insignia
Femiumum Alien Energy Pistol with soulstone studs
Duratanium Ceramic Bladed Sword with gosmmer straps
Hardened Plastic MicroExploive Assault Rifle with heart insignia
Slam stands just over seven feet tall and is finely muscled. Her skin is a soft leaf green, marked with red tribal tattoos and old healed scars. At the top of her left arm, she has the captains bars for starcore tattooed (and slightly faded). Her face is striking and pretty but not beautiful with her deep lilac eyes and her midnight black hair. Like all Orx her ears rise to a point (but not as much as a Zelfs). Her breasts are very large and almost perfectly rounded, with deep green thick nipples and while her ass is nice, her breasts really are her best feature.
Slam was born to be a poor dirt farmer on Orsis 3, a backwater world in the MPU under Orx jurisdiction. She was the youngest of a large clan, and probably would have lived and died there…if she didn’t find the place so completely and utterly boring. Before the age of 10, she had tried to hop at least a dozen freighters to get away from the dank mudhole.
After spending a few years freighter hopping, she wound up in the MPU Acadamy. She did well enough to graduate and spent the next few years in starcore, slowly climbing the ranks. But, she felt stifled and always had a problem in starcore and once again boredom began to eat at her, transferring to the X-plore division, she reached the rank of captain and…something happened. One story had something about the destruction of a starbase, several ships and a cargo container filled with lagomorphs. One story says she was involved in clandestine experiments, another said she slept with the wrong admirals daughters or found ruins of a civilisation which were quickly classified (okay, so they are all true, and they all happened, but in what order…no-ones sure, and what was the final straw, again, only Slam knows for sure). But, she was dishonourably discharged, stole a ship and headed out to the outer zone.
Once there she joined the pirates guild and has become sorta successful as a pirate. She enjoys the freedom and being her own boss. As she becomes more successful, she improves the ship (not the one she stole, that one is long gone, this one was a former Happy Kitty Conglomerate transport). Despite her success, she never seems to have much money, and this is because of her family. She has eight children to eight different mothers in the MPU and the outerzone. She actually spends time with her kids and supports them as best as she can, but she’s almost incapable of staying in one place for long.
OKay, and if you guys like, I'll compile the character sheets into a single pdf file for you all. Let me know if you want me to do this