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Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6750 on: May 28, 2020, 04:01:12 PM »
Granted.  You are SO sexy you cannot leave the house without mobs of men and women wanting you, touching you, trampling you in their efforts to get to you.  It's quite the scene, and so you can't go out.

I wish I owned a plane!
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Offline Markus

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6751 on: May 29, 2020, 11:18:18 PM »
Granted.

You pay top dollar for what you believe is a shiny modern marvel only to find its a dilapidated piece of junk in a boneyard.

I wish I owned a tunnel boring machine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6752 on: May 30, 2020, 03:55:55 AM »
Granted! You now own a machine that makes every tunnel dull and boring.

I wish I could understand the meaning of dreams.
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Offline Zelta Runa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6753 on: May 30, 2020, 10:06:59 AM »
Granted, but the meaning reveals a truth so terrible you go utterly mad and your mind collapses.

I wish Yoda was real and my friend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6754 on: May 30, 2020, 03:07:05 PM »
Granted. But it's eccentric swamp Yoda, who constantly steals your food and thwacks you on the head with his walking stick.

I wish I was immune to fire.
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Offline Zelta Runa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6755 on: May 30, 2020, 03:21:31 PM »
Quote from: clonkertink on May 30, 2020, 03:07:05 PM
Granted. But it's eccentric swamp Yoda, who constantly steals your food and thwacks you on the head with his walking stick.
XD I'll still take it!
Quote from: clonkertink on May 30, 2020, 03:07:05 PM
I wish I was immune to fire.

Granted. You are immune to fire and thus completely inflammable. You are not, however, immune to getting burned. Shouldn't have run into that forest fire!

I wish I could earthbend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6756 on: May 30, 2020, 10:40:34 PM »
Granted but there is a problem.  You have become allergic to it and every time you sneeze it kicks in accidentally!

I wish I could stop yawning! :-)
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Offline Zelta Runa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6757 on: Yesterday at 12:17:36 AM »
Granted. You can stop yawning, because your head has been removed.

I wish writer’s block didn’t exist.
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