What is the Avatar Above You Thinking! (2.0)

[Wispyr]

Hello.

My name is Boatman of Elliquiy.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

[Kazyth]

"I -keep- telling her to just buy a toothbrush with that scrubby back for her tongue, but noooooOOOOOooo... she has to clean it on my chin."

[Evil Tim]

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse

[Elysian Radiance]

Oh, bloody hell. These damned souls are trying to tip my boat again.

[Boatman]

AllI wanted was a dental check up.

[Nowherewoman]

Now, class. We make the first incision like so...

[Rhedyn]

I'm sure if I just stand like this no-one will realise that I'm holding this wig on so the wind doesn't blow it off.

[Evil Tim]

I think another spider made a web in my hair.

[Rhedyn]

No-one will suspect my cunning disguise as a gondolier...

[Boatman]

Bum, I forgot the rose behind the ear/

[blue bunny sparkle]

If this little knife were a sword, and this wall were a castle... then I could scale it to its colossal heights and free the trapped maiden from the perils that lie within.

Dang it... stupid little knife.

I want a sword.

[Boatman]

Why isn't there a hero with a big sword to rescue me when I am in need?

[Elysian Radiance]

My name is Boatman. You killed my dingy. Prepare to walk the plank.

[Boatman]

Mum, I really think it is time you went home now.

[Esseria]

Boy, I sure need this candle to see in this perfectly lit room.

[Boatman]

I am certain this is the nudist beach. Yes, I'm positive.

[Mtpersson]

Is this a knife I see before me? Or a candle? I need to get my eyes tested.

[MiraMirror]

Now I just lie in wait for someone to pass me by, thinking I'm just a simple inanimate statue...and then BAM!

[Boatman]

Wonderful to be the first 3D printed girl, but I would have liked to have a mouth big enough to eat.

[Kazyth]

"Of course I'm a doctor.  Why else would I have this knife?  Now let's take a peek at that brain."

[Nowherewoman]

Touch, feel my cotton!

[Beguile's Mistress]

Can you read my tats?  Are they speaking to you?

[Kazyth]

You know, I should really invest in a bed.  Or maybe a couch.  Even some thick blankets?  This table is killing my back, even with the wine.

[auroraChloe]

if i could just wrap this sprain tight enough...   

[Beguile's Mistress]

Quiet time like this is great for making lists.  Water plants...bake cake...fold laundry...