Today, I got Oshawott, my very first Pokemon! I then proceeded to lose two matches in a row with him to my friends. FML.
Well, I suppose I can't hide in my room forever...
My Mom's awesome.
I don't have anything to say to you, cheater.
See? Bianca doesn't want to hang out with you either, Cheren.
See you in a little bit, Bianca.
You mean you lost your first Pokemon battle, too? It must run in the family... D:
Insert Pokemon Center noise here.
I can haz Bike nao?! My Mom is awesome!
(Fun fact about Blaze Black and Volt White: You get access to the Bicycle right off the bat. No need to go on foot to the next three cities or so!)
Oh, yeah, I probably should...
Hmm, go wait with stupid Cheren for Bianca to come back, or...
Oh, look, Bianca's house! But why is someone inside shouting so loudly? I'd better check out what's going on.
Ah. Um... hey, Bianca. Is everything alright?
...Okay. See you in a bit.
You're a bad man, and you should feel bad.
And you're being an enabler!
My Mom is way more awesome than you.
We already know-
...Cheren, has anyone ever told you it's rude to interrupt other people?
I knew I should have worn my formal underwear today.
I think you could learn a lot from studying my Oshawott.
Yeah. I lost.
...I'm not sure your definiton of 'trust' is the same as mine...
Eh, why not? Given Oshawott's performance earlier today, I think I've got the perfect nickname for him...
This is another one of those internet-things Cheren spends so much time looking up, isn't it?
So... You want us to do most of your work for you?
You don't have to shout, Professor Juniper. We're standing right here.
...I don't know, it seems like an awful lot of work, and you're not even going to be paying us...
You're not actually giving me a choice in this, are you?
...Fine. I'll do it.
You guys are clearly a lot happier about this than I am.
...The best possible answer is you twisting my arm until I say yes?
Yeah, sure, whatever...
Hmm... Yeah, I say go for it, Bianca. ^^ Live the dream!
See? Cheren agrees with me.
Now, since Professor Juniper isn't here, let's see if she's got anything interesting laying around... :3
...Huh. I have my very own Trainer card...
Alright, off to Route 1!
Oh, hi Mom. Professor Juniper asked us to help her out with some Poke-whatsit project or something.
My Mom is awesome.
And with three, there's one for each of us. ^^
You guys only wish your parents were as cool as mine.
Okay. Thanks, Mom!
But Kenny lost two battles in a row.
Suddenly, I don't feel so safe...
Make sure you set Bianca's Dad straight, okay?
And waving goodbye, she walked back to my house.
Yes, Cheren, we all know how maps work.
Yeah, we'd better hurry up and leave, before my Mom tells your Dad that we're skipping town.
I know, Bianca. The town only has one exit.
...That was redundant.
...What's he so eager about?
Oh, good, so I don't have to do any writing.
I think I've seen this part on TV...
Yep, just like in that Pokeball commercial.
No, I was too busy lusting after your sexy, labcoat-clad form.
Wait... Lusting after... And Cheren seemed awfully eager to not keep you waiting...
...I only get five?
Yeah, I know. I'm keeping Kenny in one of these things, remember?
Oh god, Cheren's staring at her rear. D:
No, Cheren, she just didn't see the need to mention it because they covered that in pre-school. Remember? All those colorful posters and teachers telling the little kids again and again that it wasn't safe to go out into the wild without a Pokemon by your side?
...I guess I'd better go as well...
I kinda want to buy Potions, myself.
Down, boy. I don't think she's interested.
...A chance to make up for my earlier humiliating defeats?You're on
Seriously, Cheren, she had a picture in her lab where she was standing next to another man. I'm pretty sure she's taken.
Raid the first-aid cabinet, got it.
And on to Route 1...Sentret, the Scout PokemonWhen Sentret sleeps, it does so while another stands guard. The sentry stands on its tail so it can see a long way. If it spots an enemy, it cries loudly to warn its kind. It has a very nervous nature. When this Pokémon becomes separated from its pack, it becomes incapable of sleep due to fear.
Tally's moves are Dizzy Punch, Scratch, and Foresight. The first move does more damage than the second and has a chance of causing Confusion, while the last move makes it so that Ghost types can be hit by Normal- and Fighting-type attacks, and resets an opponent's evasion stat to normal. You'll want to use it if someone's been abusing Double Team.
Tally's ability is Frisk, which lets her tell what item an opponent is holding, if it has one.
Lillipup was tougher to catch than the others. I wasted a Pokeball. Lillipup, the Puppy PokemonThe long hair around its face provides an amazing radar that lets it sense subtle changes in its surroundings. It faces strong opponents with great courage. But, when at a disadvantage in a fight, this intelligent Pokémon flees.
Scamp's moves are Leer, Tackle, and Odor Sleuth. Odor Sleuth is exactly like Foresight, and Leer lowers an opponent's defense. I'm sure I don't have to explain what Tackle does.
Scamp's ability is Pickup. In battle, if she isn't carrying anything, she can pick up used berries and other single-use carried items that the opponent's Pokemon makes use of during the battle. Also, if the opponent uses a move called Fling, which involves throwing a held item at the target, she can make use of it then, as well.
Outside of battle, she's got a 10% chance of randomly picking up free items. ^^
Ah, Bidoof, the much-maligned rodent of Generation IV. Seen here using his ability, Moody, which randomly raises one stat and then lowers another each round during the combat.Bidoof, the Plump Mouse PokemonWith nerves of steel, nothing can perturb it. It is more agile and active than it appears. It nests alongside water. It constantly gnaws on logs and rocks to whittle down its front teeth. A comparison revealed that Bidoof's front teeth grow at the same rate as Rattata's.
The only move Doof knows at the moment is Tackle and his stats are terrible. Also, when he evolves at level 15, he'll become the Normal/Water-type Pokemon Bibarel, meaning Kenny will render him redundant.
Guess who's going to be sitting in the computer once I get to the Pokemon Center? :3
This nice person gave me a Potion! ...I promptly used it to heal Kenny, though. ^^;Hoothoot, the Owl PokemonHoothoot has an internal organ that senses and tracks the earth's rotation. Using this special organ, this Pokémon begins hooting at precisely the same time every day. It always stands on one foot. Even when attacked, it does not brace itself using both feet. It changes feet so fast, the movement can rarely be seen. Some countries consider it to be a wise friend, versed in the world's ways.
'Cause Athena was the goddess of wisdom, and the owl was her symbol, get it? ^^;
Athena has four moves at this level. Tackle you already know, Growl lowers the opponent's Attack, Foresight you already know, and her fourth move is Night Shade, a Ghost-type move. It always inflicts damage to the target equal to the user's level, regardless of type advantage or disadvantage. Normal-type Pokemon still get to take advantage of their immunity to Ghost-type moves, though.
Now, admittedly, at level 3, this isn't a very useful move. At level 45, it'll be pretty powerful, though, and at level 100...
Athena's ability is Insomnia, which keeps her from being put to sleep.
I'm out of Pokeballs now, so yes.
Check it, five Pokemon! You can bow down and start worshipping me, now.
Nah, I'm more excited about winning something today.
...You're imagining her in her underwear now, aren't you? D:
Agh! ...Oh, it's just my phone.
It's a video-phone?
Professor Juniper looks kinda mad. Maybe we kept her waiting too long...
Okay, nobody's around?