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Offline Jaqhal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4525 on: December 09, 2014, 07:08:54 AM »
And yes! After a while, you find such a place! However, as soon as you do, Internet knows that place exists and in less than two days it is overwhelmed by lots of noisy tourists.

I wish it weren't raining dogs and cats and I could ride my bicycle.


Online Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4526 on: December 09, 2014, 11:13:14 AM »
Granted. It's now raining fire and brimstone. Enjoy your bike ride!

I wish the weather wasn't so unpredictable.

Offline Wispyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4527 on: December 09, 2014, 02:50:16 PM »
Granted. It now always sucks in the worst way possible. At least it's consistent!

I wish I had an extra hour or two attached to each day.

Offline Thangar

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4528 on: December 17, 2014, 09:50:21 AM »
Granted but you must spend that hour watching reruns of really bad tv from the 1980's.

I wish I could speak Spanish...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4529 on: December 17, 2014, 10:23:51 AM »
Your wish is granted.  You can now speak Spanish!

However, it is the only language you can speak and you company is transferring you to Moscow!

I wish this were Friday.

Offline Thangar

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4530 on: December 17, 2014, 01:43:40 PM »
Your wish has been granted. Today is Friday, but the days of Saturday and Sunday have been removed and tomorrow is Monday.

I wish that  I could read other folks minds....

Offline karvick

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4531 on: December 17, 2014, 07:00:07 PM »
Granted but some the things you see scar you for life.

I wish for a book of Spells.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4532 on: December 17, 2014, 08:27:17 PM »
Your wish is granted but you miss the fine print.  All spell cast will cost you something - a finger, a toe, a limb...

I wish I had a star named after me. :-)

Offline Gadifriald

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4533 on: December 17, 2014, 11:15:04 PM »
Granted, however, it is the star from which a race of alien bug people will invade the Earth! ;D

I wish I lived in a Star Trek type future!

Offline Thangar

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4534 on: December 18, 2014, 08:59:25 AM »
Granted! But you are stuck bouncing back and forth between two co-mingled worm holes in a cosmic mobius strip and all the holo-deck will provide for entertainment is a re-creation of the characters from the Beverly Hillbillies.

I wish I would never make a mistake doing one of these E threads again.
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Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4535 on: December 23, 2014, 08:07:17 PM »
Granted,................aaaaaaaand now your bored.

I wish I could enjoy my job.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4536 on: December 24, 2014, 02:19:58 AM »
Granted! You enjoy your job, but ONLY when you're not at your job, and you enjoy it so much that it completely occupies all your free time.

I wish a certain acquaintance's pregnancy was caused by me.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4537 on: December 24, 2014, 09:24:44 AM »
Granted, she found out it was caused by you and she has a put a hit out on you

I wish for some chocolate pie.

Offline Blythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4538 on: December 26, 2014, 09:41:04 PM »
You get pie, but the crust is absolutely terrible.


I wish I had a PS4!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4539 on: December 27, 2014, 04:32:01 AM »
Granted.  You now have Plague Strain 4...less deadly than pneumonic plague, more deadly than septicemic plague.  You have roughly 36 hours to live.


I wish I was watching the new Star Wars movie right now.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4540 on: December 31, 2014, 12:02:30 PM »
Granted, now you are hearing the sounds of the police kicking your door down for pirating the movie enjoy the fine and prison food!

I wish you a happy new year!

Offline Thangar

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4541 on: December 31, 2014, 12:06:21 PM »
The year is happy but the next 99 years are miserable...

I wish I could really dance well..

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4542 on: December 31, 2014, 12:15:52 PM »
Granted though your now the penguin from Happy Feet.

I wish for a good Deadpool movie.

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4543 on: December 31, 2014, 03:12:25 PM »
Granted, but the movie in question is a remake of Clint Eastwood's "The Dead Pool"
I wish I could figure out what to do for 2015, just in general :\

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4544 on: January 02, 2015, 11:56:27 PM »
Granted. But the entire magic of giving you the idea of what to do with 2015 has made time fly by, and it's now 2020.

I wish I fall in love ..,.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4545 on: January 03, 2015, 12:00:13 AM »
Granted! You fall in love with a hideous, monstrous ogre.

I wish my lucky penny would magically multiply several quadrillion-fold.

Offline Frozen Flame

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4546 on: January 03, 2015, 12:03:44 AM »
Granted, but you have now developed--and succumb to--a severe allergy to copper that leaves you hopelessly ill. Thankfully, the number of pennies you multiplied should just about cover the medical expenses.

I wish I could work up the courage and the gumption to try this "college" thing I put off about 12 years ago.

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4547 on: January 03, 2015, 12:08:40 AM »
Granted. But, you go there and find it doesn't have much to add because life has taught you far more valuable things, both in terms of your profession and life itself.

I wish I rock someone's world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4548 on: January 03, 2015, 01:34:18 AM »
Granted, but in the most literal sense; you are transmogrified into a boulder, which rolls down a hill and crashes square into a preschool, shaking the building and disorienting the toddlers within.

I wish you'd corrupt this wish.

Offline MoonlightReina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4549 on: January 03, 2015, 10:31:05 PM »
Granted, but now that it is corrupted, all other wishes will fail in succession.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.