Would you like me if I.....

[Beguile's Mistress]

I don't play many video games myself so you would fit right in.

Would you like me if I liked Pac Man and Space Invaders?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Of course!

Would you like me if I chose to play Centipede instead?

[TheHighwayHitman]

Pobably.

If I rage quit for losing?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I would like to see that!

If I teased you about being a good sport?

[TheHighwayHitman]

Mebbe. What kind of tease?

If I wanted you to turn it into a strip tease?

[Gypsywoman]

I guess....though I would rather do a strip tease than be one.

Would you still like me if I did a strip tease and it revealed that I had tattoes?

[Kazyth]

Of course!  I love ink on a lady.

Would you still like me if I did a strip tease and it revealed that I have no ink or piercings?

[Gypsywoman]

Hmmm now that sounds fun

Of course your perfect just the way you are

Would you still like me if my drapes didn't match my carpet?

[Kazyth]

Of course!  Be it hair dye, or just natural differences in coloration, I would enjoy... exploring the contrast.

Would you still like me if I didn't have much body hair below the neck?

[Thera Regina]

Hoooboy yes!

Would you like me if I often didn’t shave in the winter?

[Gypsywoman]

Of course!  Be it hair dye, or just natural differences in coloration, I would enjoy... exploring the contrast.

Would you still like me if I didn't have much body hair below the neck?

Would have agree with Princess Alex on that.

Hoooboy yes!

Would you like me if I often didn’t shave in the winter?

Of course. Be in same club...* mumbles the last part*

Would you still liked if I prefer to wear jeans than skirts or dress during winter?

[TheHighwayHitman]

Can they be tight jeans?

If I was gone from home for a month at a time?

[Thera Regina]

Yeah!

If I had so many cats that my house smelled like a giant kitty litter?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Sorry no. That's just a thing I can't do.

If I made you breakfast in bed?

[TheHighwayHitman]

Yes!

If I wanted breakfast at odd hours even dinner time?

[Kazyth]

Sure!  We're grownups, we can eat what we want, when we want.

If I only really liked bacon or pepperoni on my pizza?

[TheHighwayHitman]

No. That's blasphemy.

Pizza needs cheese and sauce, too. And my pizza is a white pizza with chicken, onions, and pineapples.

If all I had in my fridge to drink was Yeungling, pulp free orange juice, and a carton of milk about to expire?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Maybe...?

I like my orange juice with pulp... and I'm allergic to milk so...

If I used all your orange juice to make mimosas?

[TheHighwayHitman]

Sure. I got the beer.

If I turned on some Old Time Rock'n Roll?

[Anesa]

Yes, just take those old records off the shelf!!!

...kicked off my boots, jumped up on your couch and did my "doo wah diddy" dance?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I might just join you!

If I was a really bad dancer and flailed around?

[Kazyth]

Of course!  I'm not exactly a great dancer myself.

If I still clapped and cheered for you when you danced?

[Anesa]

I'd rather you stuff bills in my g-string! 


If I gave you a private lap dance?

[Kazyth]

I most certainly would enjoy that!

If I tipped well, and then gave you one in return?

[Anesa]

Yes!


I couldn't keep my hands to myself, letting them glide over your hard abs and chiseled chest, my fingertips tracing over each bulging bicep, then moving ever lower...