Would you like me if I.....

[TheHighwayHitman]

Ninjad. Dangit.

I don't dance. I have two left feet. So I eouldn't join you, but I wouldn't think less of you.

What if I liked dirty jokes?

[Kaia]

sure I could try to tell you some

if I have a twisted mind?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I would like you more then!

If I wanted to join me in a dangerous endeavor?

[Kaia]

yes! 

If I insisted on doing it again?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Once is never enough.

If I... liked your insistence and took you down dark alleys?

[Kaia]

as long as you're with me

If I stopped you and kissed you in that alley

[blue bunny sparkle]

Oh yes!

If I... pressed you up against the wall slowly as I kissed you back?

[Kaia]

God yesss


If I had elephants everywhere

[blue bunny sparkle]

I thought so... yes!

If I drapped sparkly adornments all over them?

[Kaia]

love it!

if I had to take a picture

[blue bunny sparkle]

*smiles brightly and poses*

If I... captioned all the pictures with quotes that only I thought were funny, but no one else did?

[Kaia]

yes, because it would be endearingly you

If I danced in the nude

[blue bunny sparkle]

I would adore that!

And if I made a huge bonfire and stripped off my own clothes and begged you to dance with me around it?

[Kaia]

Oh god yes

If I couldn't take my eyes off you

[blue bunny sparkle]

I would blush.

But if I would also be so bold as to entice you to dance at a more intimate pace?

[Thera Regina]

Maybe.

If I wasn’t very experienced?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Yes I would.

Would you like me if I showed you the ropes?

[Kaia]

oh yes

if I turned the ropes on you

[blue bunny sparkle]

It would make me sing!

If I made the prettiest noises while you did?

[Kaia]

oh yes

if I encouraged those noises with more

[TheHighwayHitman]

Sure.

If I drank the last beer?

[AmberStarfire]

I don't like beer so go for it.

If I maxed out your internet (if it was limited) and left you with dial up speed?

[RadiantArin]

No way. I wouldn't be able to survive with slow internet. ;-;

Would you like me if I offered to play video games with you?

[Thera Regina]

Ohmygod Yes!

If I spent all day playing ARK Survival Evolved?

[Gypsywoman]

Sure

Would you still like if I didn't play video games.