Dear Santa, this year... [Game - Aphabetical order - Rules in first post.]

[Mirrah]

Christmas is just around the corner now, so why not have a harmless little Christmas game over here? A simple little game of requests made to Santa, beginning with "Dear Santa". Let's keep the items down the line in alphabetical order for fun! Just type the request out, or add picture(s) and gif(s) if you'd like. Feel free to get creative!

It's okay to make seriousface, silly, or outrageous requests, but be sure to keep to the rating (isn't it PG?) of this forum!

I'll start us off with an example and the letter 'A'. The next person would follow with a keyword that starts with the letter 'B', and it goes on down the line. Let's have fun, everyone! :D

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Dear Santa,

This year, I would like an Autobot transformer toy for Christmas!

[Ralhend]

Dear Santa...

I would like a B-Wing Starfighter for Christmas.  I promise promise promise I'll be extra good and eat my green veggies and everything.

[Mirrah]

Dear Santa,

I've been good this year, but you know, even good girls need to let loose from time to time.

I politely request the Cards Against Humanity game, so I can play it with my friends.

Thank you!

[CrownedSun]

I'd like a Digital Camera.

...maybe a few accessories.

Nothing to much! Just, say, this maybe?



Pweeeease??!

[Mirrah]

Santa baby,

I'd like an actual elephant this year.

You'll take me out on rides, right? :-*

[Styx26]

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, I would like my own four-pack of Fanta for Christmas. Just a four pack.



Please?

[Mirrah]

Yuuum, Fanta. :D


OT:


Dear Santa,

This year I would like my very own Greek yogurt machine. :o

[CrownedSun]

Strawberry Fanta? Not a huge fan of that to begin with, but surely Grape is better... >:(

Anyway!

Santa! What I really want for Christmas is my very own Hydrogen Bomb. It'd be so much fun! I'd only get to use it once, I know, but still...



I really REALLY wanted to go with a Hitachi-brand Personal Massanger, for better laughs, but I wasn't sure if that was entirely appropriate for the public forums.

[Mirrah]

Planning to go out with a... bang? ;)


OT:

Dear Santa,

I'd like an Intergalactic Space Cruiser for Christmas, please!

[Remiel]

Let's see...Dear Santa, what I would like, particularly at this moment, is a Jug of Rum.



I am a pirate, after all.

[Ryven]

Dear Santa, this year I would like... a KRAKEN!



Or adding onto Remi's post

some Kraken rum.

[Deamonbane]

Dear Santa, this year I would like a job that doesn't require being on my feet for 10+ hours per day.

[Oreo]

Dear Santa I would like a lemur please...

[CrownedSun]

Dear Santa, I would like a Mammoth for Christmas. Maybe two?

[Oreo]

I can have Neo please?

[CrownedSun]

Santa, you know what I want most of all?

An Oreo!



♥

[Rhedyn]

Dear Santa,

A pink party pavlova is top of my list this year. Pretty, please?

[Oreo]

I would like a Quarterstaff so that I might smite my enemies.

[Styx26]

*runs up* Santa! May I please have a membership card for my favorite MMORPG?

[GypseyRae]

Dear Santa,

Can I PLEEZ to be having a baby sugar glider???

[HannibalBarca]

Santa, in keeping with my career, could I spend a day as one of these four OP mentor characters?

I'd love to go in my class and show how badass a teacher can be.

[Remiel]

Dear Santa, have I mentioned how much I love women in uniform? Like one of these, please:



k thanx bai.

[Mirrah]

Dear Santa,

This year, I would like my very own Vintage Victorian Bedroom Vanity set, please.



Thank you!

[HannibalBarca]

Dear Santa,

This year, please give me the wow.  See enclosed below for suitable examples of said request.

The eyes have it.

[Remiel]

Santa,

This year, I would like nothing more than some well-written X-rated stories with some fabulous new partners!