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Offline VekseidTopic starter

What do you call...
« on: May 15, 2007, 02:06:42 PM »
"What do you call potassium chloride with a shotgun?"




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"A salt with a deadly weapon!"

Offline TheAlchemist

Re: What do you call...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 02:12:18 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Offline sallyw

Re: What do you call...
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 07:54:25 AM »
Awful, simply awful.

No, I'm not writing it down....this is just a shopping list...yeah, that's it.

*hides slip of paper*

;)

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Re: What do you call...
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 07:55:55 AM »
*groans*

And I thought I had some bad jokes.

Offline King_Furby

Re: What do you call...
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2007, 08:47:15 PM »
"What do you call potassium chloride with a shotgun?"

"A salt with a deadly weapon!"

speaking of salt there is that one penut comment.

"two penuts walking down a road, one was A Salted!"

Offline LonelyTroll

Re: What do you call...
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 02:55:31 PM »
What was the 98-year-old man charge with after attempting to rape the 18-year-old coed?



Assault with a dead weapon.

 :o

Offline Monica

Re: What do you call...
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 08:37:56 PM »
So, two birds were sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "It smells fishy around here!"
« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 07:53:04 PM by Monica »