Acanthus: "Mr. Obama, may I be so bold to inquire the top-secrets of Area 51? I promise I wont tell anyone."
Mr. Obama: "Sure, Gabriel, no problem. The truth is that we made Area 51 to keep everyone away from the real
secret alien location, Area 52~"
Acanthus: "The clarification is admirable..."
Mr. Obama: "Indeed."
And there you have it.