So I am standing in line at the supermarket a few days before Thanksgiving waiting on the incredibly slow cashier to get the other customers checked out and on there when this guy comes comes up behind and asks, "Shopping for Thanksgiving eh?"
So I turn to him and say, "Nah. I'm just doing what the sign says and checking out the counter. I think it looks pretty sturdy, don't you?"
Here's your sign.
Got any of your own?