I'd rather read it at my leisure when I'm not about to sleep.
Hmph! Who needs sleep these days? Anyways, while you are saying that, it reminds me that I need to go rest my neck muscles on my pillow for an hour... or eight. Not sleeping, mind you! Just, uh, resting those neck muscles! Yeah!
Ahem... uh, good night to you. I will let you go get your so called sleep then.