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Offline ENlighten

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #375 on: December 20, 2010, 01:09:45 AM »
"So if you're from Africa, why are you white...?"
Karen from Mean Girls ;D

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #376 on: December 25, 2010, 01:07:48 PM »
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #377 on: December 25, 2010, 03:25:40 PM »
yo, jay, what are you doing, man?
Man, what's it look like I'm doing?
I'm finnin' to get my spot back.
How, by riverdancing with your drum?
I should just go talk to dr. lee.
I MEAN THERE ARE THREE OTHER P-2s ON THE Bass line, and I'm the one that gets challenged.
Gee, I wonder why.
Honestly, dawg, I would have came after you too.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Let me see what you got.
[groans] [takes a breath] Why you forcin' it?
Man, I'm not forcin' it.
What you need to do is, you need to bang the drum.
I'm bangin' it.
Nah.
That's not what I'm talkin' about, dawg.
Look, love the drum.
Man, I do love my drum.
When's the last time you got some?
What? man, get out of here.
I'm just saying, I'm a little worried.
[grunts] What are you doing, man?
You gotta work the middle, jay, work the middle.
Work the middle.
(Devon) MAN, YOU DOING IT LIKE A VIRGIN.
(Devon) COME ON, PUMP IT.
[drumming] (Jayson) HOW'S THAT?
(Devon) YEAH, THAT'S IT. NOW YOU HITTING It.
**As the girls all are listening in the guys locker room***

Devon) WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU-- (male student) GENTLEMEN, You have now crossed the burning sands.
(Jayson) HEY, MAN, It's like the black k.k.k.
What you looking at, man?
Oh-- man, would you be quiet?
... And join a brotherhood like no other.
I don't see ernest.
Gentlemen of service, sons of scholarship.
It is my pleasure to welcome you to the lambda mu chapter of kappa kappa pi, national honorary band fraternity incorporated.
Your journey is now complete. yo, e.
Ernest, yo, e!
Yeah, that's my man!
[laughter] What's up, b? what y'all doin' here?
Yo, man, I went over.
Yeah, I thought you lost your damn mind.
I couldn't talk about it.
(Jayson) YEAH, OBVIOUSLY, DAWG.
(Charles) WELL, CONGRATS, MAN.
Hey, hold that.  ***** As he leans over to the girl he likes and she likes him and gives her a kiss****
Oo-kay.
Aw, yeah.
Mm.
Yes, I would love to go out with you.
(Devon) PLAYER, PLAYER.

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #378 on: December 25, 2010, 03:30:16 PM »
"Let's get you out the back Santa."

"That's very sweet of you Lee but this is one Santa that goes out the front."

-Scrooged

Offline CaringGuy

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #379 on: January 01, 2011, 05:27:02 PM »
"Chewing gum is really gross.  Chewing gum I hate the most."
-Willy Wonka (the Burton version that everyone seems to hate)

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #380 on: January 24, 2011, 01:27:01 AM »
They (meaning girlfriend) won't break up with you because you are a geek... It is because you are an asshole.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #381 on: January 24, 2011, 03:33:33 PM »
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

Dustin Hoffman as Ben Braddock in The Graduate (great movie)

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #382 on: January 24, 2011, 03:54:07 PM »
"I suppose it all comes down to a simple choice: either get busy living...or get busy dying."

--Tim Robbins as Andy DuFresne, The Shawshank Redemption

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #383 on: January 24, 2011, 04:22:56 PM »
I love that movie Remiel, that was a good quote.

Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Offline Lady Higashi

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #384 on: January 25, 2011, 01:51:28 AM »
OMG I love you all!!! I have seen some of the best quotes. I've seen They Live, to Princess Bride, and others. You guys are soo awesome. Here's one for ya:


"I don't want to hear about no muthafuckin' ifs. All I want to hear from yo' ass is: 'You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the mutha fucka. Go back in there and chill them n***'s  out and wait for the cavalry which should be comin' DIRECTLY'."
"You ain't got no problem Jules. I'm on the mutha fucka. Go back in there and chill them n***'s out and wait for the Wolf which should be comin' directly."
"You sendin' the Wolf?"
"You feel better, mutha fucka?"
"Shit negro! That's all you had to say."


PULP FICTION is my favorite movie to quote. Next time, I'll quote the big speech at the beginning. You know "I shall strike down upon thee..." 

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #385 on: January 25, 2011, 08:56:12 AM »
"Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count."

Leo as Jack in the Titanic

My favorite quote of the whole movie.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #386 on: January 25, 2011, 01:48:28 PM »
God: Jesus...
Jesus Christ: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
God: Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
Jesus Christ: I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
God: You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it.
Jesus Christ: Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?

-Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #387 on: January 25, 2011, 06:11:17 PM »
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

-Ghostbusters

Offline Lady Higashi

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #388 on: January 26, 2011, 10:47:24 AM »

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 

Offline Aiden

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #389 on: January 26, 2011, 10:59:04 AM »
Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #390 on: January 26, 2011, 08:43:50 PM »
[Pepper is reaching into Tony's chest cavity]
Tony Stark: Okay now, the copper wire - you got it?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Yeah, I've got it.
Tony Stark: Now pull it out, gently, and just make sure you don't touch the s...
[BUZZ!]
Tony Stark: AH! - i-i-i-des!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Sorry, I'm sorry!
Tony Stark: Don't touch the sides, that's what I was trying to tell you before. Now, just gently pull that out, and whatever you do, don't pull out the...
[Pepper pulls out the end, Tony's heart monitors go off]
Tony Stark: The magnet at the end of it. See, that was it. You just...
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What?
Tony Stark: What I was trying to tell you - no, don't put it back in! Just put it over there, we have to hurry...
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's wrong?
Tony Stark: Oh, nothing, I'm just going into cardiac arrest, because you...
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: *What*? I thought you said this was safe!
Tony Stark: ...just yanked it out like a trout!

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #391 on: January 27, 2011, 09:45:19 AM »
Agent 47: Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?

Nika Boronina: I don't know - you think we have time for foreplay?

Offline Scribe08

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #392 on: January 27, 2011, 02:18:05 PM »
"You see what you get, Warriors? You see what you get when you mess with the Orphans?!"  - The Orphans Gang Leader. (The Warriors) 

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #393 on: January 28, 2011, 09:15:51 PM »
"I am the punishment of God, If you hadn't committed great sins, God wouldn't have sent a punishment like me upon you." (Blood and Bone)


Offline DGblitz

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #394 on: February 05, 2011, 11:54:41 PM »
Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Today... today, you find yourselves equals.
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
[crowd, boo]
Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

-A Knight's Tale, Jeffrey Chaucer

Offline Lady Higashi

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #395 on: February 06, 2011, 08:30:16 PM »
"YOU DONE BEEN SHRUNK!"

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #396 on: February 06, 2011, 10:30:11 PM »
From the final scene of The Law of Desire - (Pedro Almodovar, 1987): a man crazy with jealousy for the hero of the film is holding his sister (a post-op transsexual, by the way) in front of him with a gun pointing at her head, standing on the balcony. He's trying to force the cops, and her brother, in the patio below to meet his demands. One of the cops begins to fiddle with his service pistol to try to take the bad guy out. The inspector stops him:

Police inspector: "You jerk, don't think of it! The gun isn't some kinda toy!"
Beat cop: "But how am I ever going to be a good marksman if I don't get to practise at times like these?"

:D

Offline Novak

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #397 on: February 07, 2011, 12:13:36 AM »
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

Dustin Hoffman as Ben Braddock in The Graduate (great movie)

Story of my life, or the other way around.  Either way always seems to be me and older women....

Offline violet girl

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #398 on: February 07, 2011, 12:23:50 AM »
Everything that's meant to happen, does.

Mena Suvari ~ American Beauty

Offline WickedEnigma

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #399 on: February 08, 2011, 11:01:44 AM »
"We came to this planet looking for intelligent life...Oops! We made a mistake!" Robin Williams, Mrs Doubtfire
"Are you crying? There's no crying...There's no crying in baseball!" Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own

"I was hoping I wouldn't have to do it this way..."
"What the hell is that?"
"Its a gun, what do you think it is?"
"Its your finger!"
"No its not, its a gun!"
(Kevin Costner & James Earl Jones - Field of Dreams (Death Note style!)
Death Note - L threatens the Task Force with his gun