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Offline LancisTopic starter

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2007, 12:23:21 AM »
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale-moon light?" The Joker in Batman


Offline TheAnimeFanGirl

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2008, 12:13:46 PM »
Just some random Lilo and Stitch quotes.

Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest.
Jumba: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius".


Jumba: [sees Pleakley trying on a wig] What are you doing?
Pleakley: [hiding wig] Nothing.
Jumba: Say, I want to try it on.
Pleakley: No.
Jumba: Share!
[wrestles wig from Pleakley]
Pleakley: Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!


Jumba: [has Stitch on his sights] You are all mine.
Pleakley: Well, what is he doing?
Jumba: Quiet! He's listening for us.
Pleakley: [whispering] How good is his hearing?
[Stitch immediately turns around]


Jumba: Don't worry, is all part of plan. We are professionals. Hey! Get that out of your mouth!

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2008, 06:44:26 PM »
"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins."

Invader Zim, pilot episode 'The Nightmare Begins'

And there are just so many good quotes from that series  ;D

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2008, 10:43:46 PM »
"Here's the money for your meal"
[pauses, comes back.]
"Here's two-hundred for your car."
"What did you do to my car?!"
"There are some love stains in the backseat."

Neal Patrick Harris as himself in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2008, 02:55:28 AM »
Apocalypse Now (1979):

Willard(Voiceover): Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. Horror and moral terror are your friends.

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
...and when it was over, I'd never want another.

Willard: If that's how Kilgore fought the war I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just insanity and murder, there was enough of that to go around for everyone.

Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 08:44:22 AM by Happy an Nice »

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2008, 03:34:51 AM »
And Another Classic:

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann
: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?


Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Private Joker
: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!


Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.



Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.


*Edit*
Me Love You Long Time...Me So Horny

« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 08:58:19 AM by Happy an Nice »

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2008, 04:16:03 AM »
Dogma:

Jay: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women don't just fall out of the sky you know?


Bartelby: All this time we've been down here, I've felt the absence of the divine presence and it's pained me.
Loki:Ok, you know, all's I'm saying is one of us could use a little nap.



Loki: Unh. Our last four days on Earth? If I had a dick I'd go get laid. Let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Kill people.
Woman spits coffee
Loki: Oh, not you.







Offline Cutter

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2008, 04:20:32 AM »
Ah, love Dogma!

One of my favorite quotes from Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2008, 07:47:00 AM »
Pulp Fiction! Classic Movie...

I like this scene:

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

Offline Aiden

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2008, 11:00:46 AM »
Bondock Saints-

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

I did this in my speech class, playing all three roles. I got an A on the assignment  ;D


Pool Hall Junikies-

You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

Johnny Doyle: Bet twenty thousand!
[the poolhall falls silent]
Johnny Doyle: Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church. That's all right, Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfucker all goddamn night, he can't win.
Chico: You'd better watch your mouth, Johnny!
Johnny Doyle: You watch my mouth, Chico. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me play pool. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a pool cue stickin' out of my ass. Or maybe you'd bet the twenty thousand then?

Joe: You beat them, you take their money, you call them names to their faces... and they love you. I don't know how you do it. I never saw anything like it. Beating a man out of his money, that's easy. Anybody can do that. But beating a man out of his money and making him like it... that's an art. That's an art of a true hustler.

Die Hard-
Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2008, 11:11:51 AM »
This is going from quotes to full blown scenes. :|

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2008, 11:17:02 AM »
[smartass remark]
Well it is quotes, not quote  ;D
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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2008, 11:31:35 AM »
[Smart ass remark=counter]
I draw the line at reading a good eight minutes of a movie.
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Offline Will

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2008, 11:36:05 AM »
"Jackie Treehorn treats objects...like...women...man."

             --The Dude  "El duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."  The Big Lebowski

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2008, 06:18:50 PM »
*points out that she did include movie clips for those who generally pass the verdict: TLDR*


Airplane


Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Offline eskimokisses

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2008, 11:37:48 PM »
From Billy Madison (1995)

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.


From Troy (2004)

Achilles: I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2008, 05:58:35 AM »
Batman Return ~

Catwoman:  You and I have something in common.
Penguin:    Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the Czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me. Naked sexual charisma!

Offline Maeven

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2008, 08:15:00 AM »
From 'The Guardian':

Maggie McGlone: If my muscles hurt, it just means I've used them. If it hurts to walk up the stairs, it's just cause I've done it a hundred times to lay down next to a man who loved me. My face may have wrinkles, but I have laid under hundreds of skies on sunny days. I look like this, well, because I drank and I smoked and I lived and I loved and I screwed my way through a pretty damn good life. Getting old isn't bad. It's earned.

Offline Kalen

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2008, 07:24:32 PM »
All from 'Let it Ride'

Greenberg: She has very long legs.
Vicki: Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor.

Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.

Ticket Seller: All kind of balls...
Bodyguard: One of his is crystal.


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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2008, 08:08:39 PM »
" At the temple, there is a poem called 'loss'. it has three words, but the poet has, crossed them out. you cannot read loss, only feel it" Memoirs of a geisha

Offline Happy an Nice

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2008, 07:52:09 AM »
Dirty Harry ~

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

Clint Eastwood's steely deadpan delivery makes this a classic!

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2008, 08:34:07 AM »
It's a Wonderful Life


Clarence: There is no George Bailey. You have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4-F card, no insurance policy...(George reaches into and feels around his trouser pocket) They're not there, either.
George: What?
Clarence: Zuzu's petals. You've been given a great gift, George. A chance to see what the world would be like without you.



Jimmy Stewart (George): What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Donna Reed (Mary Hatch Bailey): I'll take it! Then what?
Jimmy Stewart (George): Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve see, and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?


George: What the... [laughing] My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding! Zuzu's petals...Zuzu's petals! There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!!



Uncle Billy: Mary did it, George! Mary did it! She told a few people you were in trouble and they scattered all over town collecting money. They didn't ask any questions — just said: "If George is in trouble — count on me." You never saw anything like it.



Clarence's note to George Bailey: Remember George, No man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings. ~ Clarence.

Clarence:  You see, George, you really have had a wonderful life.

Offline SinXAzgard21

Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2008, 06:54:38 PM »
Advent Children.

Cloud: Are sins... ever forgiven?
Vincent Valentine: ...I've never tried.
Cloud: You mean?...”Never tried"...
Cloud: Marlene, let's go.
[to Vincent]
Cloud: Well, I'm gonna try.
[walks away]
Cloud: I'll call and let you know how it goes.

Reno: [on seeing Bahamut] Hello.
Rude: Hell no.

13th warrior

Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...
Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.
Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.
Buliwyf: Iin the halls of Valhalla...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...
Herger the Joyous: May live...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2008, 06:57:28 PM »
Pirates of the Caribbean 2

Davy Jones: One soul is not equal to another.
Jack: Ah-ha! So we've established the principle and trade and are now haggling over price.

The epitome of all things economical.

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Re: Random Movie Quotes
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2008, 12:36:03 PM »
"Ah here we are.  Beauty and the beast.  And if anyone else calls you a beast, I'll rip his lungs out. Hahahaha." -The Joker to Vicki Vale (Batman)