Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?
Kagome: Listen, it's fair to say you don't like me, right?
Inuyasha: Way more than fair.
Kagome: Whatever. It's not even me you dislike. It's this Kikyo person.
[Inuyasha jumps up into the tree and lays with his back to her]
Kagome: I'm not Kikyo, okay? I'm Kagome. Can't we just call a truce?
Inuyasha: [Jumps to his feet in the tree and points at her] Ha! I knew it! What you don't get is that I'm only after the jewel! Your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security!
Kagome: Oh really? That's funny, considering all I have to do to make you obey is say the word 'sit'
[Inuyasha falls out of the tree and slams into the ground]
Kagome: Whoops, sorry about that.
Inuyasha: Oh man.
Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
[Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear]
Kagome: [runs into Inu Yasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him.
Princess Tsuyu: Nobunaga, there's a monkey on your head.
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
Sesshoumaru: [after witnessing a small argument between Inuyasha and Kagome] Inuyasha, your patience with this creature is astonishing to me. You protect her, indulge her, even seem to love her.
Sesshoumaru: Where did you get those bruises?
Rin: Uh... huh?
Sesshoumaru: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
[stares at Rin]
Rin: [smiles while laughing happily]
Sesshoumaru: What are you smiling about? I simply asked a question. I don't care. I'm just curious.
[the ground shakes with an approaching demon]
Inuyasha: Whatever it is, it's big.
Miroku: Yes, lets run.
Inuyasha: Hmm? What, no way! You can't just eat and run!
Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. Its irrational. Its impossible. Its against my religion.
Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested.
Sesshoumaru: Be more respectful. It's our father's tomb.
Inuyasha: Look who's talking, you're the one who's here robbing his grave.