"You look familiar... Have I threatened you before?"
- Cap'n Jack
"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."
- also Cap'n Jack
"Listen... I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. I got this. I'm okay. I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape."
"I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward."
"Guy... Guy, maybe you're the plucky comedy relief. You ever think about that?"
"Besides. Hehehehe... I just had this really interesting idea... Yeah, let's go."
"Are you stoned?"
- Guy Fleegman and Fred Kwan
"Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
- The Oracle
"I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk. I love it."
- The Merovingian