Topic: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Xandria]

Each in unison, forever protective

No need for fear, this place is harmonious

[Mordred]

Scribbles on the walls say, "Here was Antonius"

That silly fool, he used permanent marker

[Naïveté]

On his brand new car, and struggled to park her

But the trunk was too big, so he took down the bumper

[Mordred]

On it was a sticker with the adorable Thumper

All scratched and worn, looks more like Bugs Bunny

[Xandria]

Who is driving that thing, oh it's Daffy how funny!

Muttering lisps and cursing that rabbit, till Elmer appears and then BANG!

[Mordred]

"Kill da Wabbit, Kill da wabbit", the insane little bald man sang

But who appeared, donned with red beard, a shotgun holding hillbilly

[Xandria]

Oh that dastardly Yosemite Sam, he is so persnickety!

Quickly now we say to Bugs, take that turn at Albuquerque!

[Mordred]

Ah but make sure you come equip ed with plenty of turkey jerky

For the chewing you do, will surely help you, in removing the plugging of the ears

[Xandria]

A zany band of cartoon characters, laughing hard through tears

Merry mirth infectious fun, all we need now is the Taz!

[Mordred]

Yikes but that insane ol' devil will destroy all that anyone has

Ok, but first we should obtain a book to translate all his sounds

[Xandria]

Swirling dust and clouds of sand, he jumps in leaps and bounds

Garbled growls spitting mad, this damn book doesn't help at all!

[Mordred]

If we stare too intently into it's pages, inside this book we fall

Downward tumble through printed words, the smell of ink is strong

[Xandria]

Appearing as cartoons ourselves, this entire venture seems so wrong

Surely this is temporary, perhaps ACME can get us home?

[Mordred]

But first, I can't resist, upon your cartoon version these hands roam

To distract so I can pounce, "Look quick.. there's Tweety Bird!"

[Xandria]

Laughing I grab those playful hands, but not before I swerved

"Yellow birds I've seen before, it's those blue hands I'm watching!"

 

[Mordred]

Dripping blue prints now cover her, his wicked plan now hatching!

Her glistening skin with indigo sheen, he realizes is weakness number eleven

[Xandria]

Those skillful hands found every inch of skin, what a delectable bit of heaven

With mischievous smile and stolen paint, she returns the favor in kind


 

[Mordred]

Painting the painter? Such cheeky acts, he was always hoping to find

Speaking of cheeks, he tries to behave, smearing upon the uppers

[Xandria]

Laughing delighted on his cheek she marks an X, ''I trust you'll forgive my Mea Culpas?''

One more touch upon his nose, and then a kiss of playful fun

[Mordred]

Up and down every bit of his skin, those goosebumps walk, but then they run

Little amplifiers, these little bumps, making every sense soar in it's height

[Xandria]

Cooler air brushes dampened skin, all sensations take flight

Dipping into a purple pot of paint she grins, "It is my favorite color."

[Mordred]

Watching her climb out, dripping with purple, he whistles and he hollers!

Yes scrumptious one, he nods with agreement, this is definitely your shade

[Xandria]

Why thank you kindly for I do like it, but look over there at this mess we've made!

She giggles and raises a dripping wet hand, then a quick lunge forward to swipe his cheek

 

[Harley]

What is this I seek?

Do I dare?

Oh how I do declare.

This is somewhat breaking,

This heart that has been taking,

A dangerous leap of faith.

[Xandria]

Regard the ever gentle heart, a specter true but not a wraith

Like earthbound souls who search within, desire to find the deepest truths