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Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #700 on: May 19, 2011, 09:53:42 PM »
If eyes are windows to the soul, shouldn't the eyelids be the blinds?

Like a shimmering window of water, a reach inside sends a tiny ripple

Offline Adammair

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #701 on: May 20, 2011, 06:46:16 PM »
I say, "In your Christmas card, isn't that a nipple?" (couldn't resist the Seinfeld reference)

At least you weren't making out during 'Schindler's List'

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #702 on: May 20, 2011, 09:59:15 PM »
Yeah if Newman told my parents, they'd be really pissed

They're visiting from Florida, selling old raincoats

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #703 on: May 21, 2011, 10:06:12 AM »
Red alert the coming flood, man the lifeboats!

A cruise I will never take, if the boat is called Poseidon

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #704 on: May 21, 2011, 11:43:16 AM »
How about if the ship is covered in aluminum sidin'?

From the depths, it would seem, a beast with silver scales

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #705 on: May 21, 2011, 11:54:13 AM »
I watch by the prow, surely those were only tales?

Turn back to port! Maybe we can outrun it

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #706 on: May 21, 2011, 12:42:46 PM »
See that glowing green sign.. it says 'Exit'..

Stepping through the door, safety looms ahead

Offline Eleanor

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #707 on: May 21, 2011, 12:47:15 PM »
"I'm sure that wasn't there before," she shakes her head

Following him through the door she flees the scaled beast

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #708 on: May 21, 2011, 01:48:47 PM »
To the castle for a fabulous feast

Goblets of gold, plates of silver

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #709 on: May 21, 2011, 01:50:26 PM »
In my pockets, I plunder and pilfer

Grins fade to frowns as the ground under shakes

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #710 on: May 21, 2011, 01:56:06 PM »
A deafening roar, the castle quakes

Furious demon, rising from ashes

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #711 on: May 21, 2011, 02:00:55 PM »
Comically though, the beast enjoys bright pink sashes

Also, did you hear those squeaks as it moved?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #712 on: May 21, 2011, 02:06:31 PM »
The strangest sound, but hey is that wall grooved?

Secret escape, but first we grab pastries

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #713 on: May 21, 2011, 02:18:11 PM »
Mmm.. the filling is delicious.. here, taste these..

We scale the wall faster than even Peter Parker

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #714 on: May 21, 2011, 02:40:40 PM »
Racing across the rooftops, purple sky grows darker

Wicked grin and grapple hook, to the tower she swings

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #715 on: May 21, 2011, 02:47:13 PM »
Unlike some popular thought, I simply can't grow wings

Impressed I quickly follow as she zips off outta sight

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #716 on: May 21, 2011, 09:21:53 PM »
Dressed in leather black and tight

She signals time to break and enter




Offline Mordred

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« Reply #717 on: May 21, 2011, 11:44:28 PM »
Quietly he gestures towards the center

Like ninjas these two fly and jump in the dark

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #718 on: May 22, 2011, 10:29:37 AM »
Sailing over laser lights, in one sweeping perfect arc

They land beside a treasure vault, inside a giant prize

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #719 on: May 22, 2011, 02:37:50 PM »
A diamond in the shape of a W greats their wondering eyes

Collision of threads, perhaps? Truly this makes no sense

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #720 on: May 22, 2011, 04:51:27 PM »
Curious collision it is indeed, but we will sell it two days hence

To earn a truly ridiculous sum, first unscathed we must escape

Offline Mordred

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #721 on: May 22, 2011, 06:10:02 PM »
From my bag of mysterious tricks, a sun-defying cape

In this cozy shadowed cloth, we should be quite okay

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #722 on: May 22, 2011, 06:15:58 PM »
Huddled beneath we slip unseen, much to the guard's dismay

Morning headlines soon exclaim, extra, extra the perfect heist!






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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #723 on: May 22, 2011, 06:22:54 PM »
Chilling on a distant beach, sipping bubbly that's been iced

Under the moon and not the sun, the stars above so twinkle

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #724 on: May 22, 2011, 06:29:43 PM »
Against the inky blackness, we see a rippling of periwinkle

Spectacular hues of reds, greens and blues, aurora borealis