Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Mordred]

Sitting back in the chair, bright lights and drills are the worst

The nurse, however, leans so tantalizing close

[Xandria]

Even the view so comely and sweet, leaves trembling victim sulking morose

Shackles are broken, limbs fly free, I rejoice with much glee, and then grab my token!

[Mordred]

Shaking the device, it bleeps a few times.. Scotty, this phaser is broken!

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a coffee bean

[Xandria]

Dammit said Kirk, for shooting Klingons I'm keen!

Tufts from fuzzy blue and pink slippers, are often found in poodle's mouth

[Mordred]

In the deepest void of space how can we know our north from our south?

I once saw a Klingon baby, looked like a little troll

[Xandria]

Wrinkled and snarling with warts in a hole

Twirling dizzy and laughing silly, head bobbing to and fro

[Mordred]

Chipmunks sing in a silly voice, Bears silly really low

I'm pretty sure in a prior life, I was a bobblehead

[Xandria]

My many lives run through my head, tired I sit on wobbly bed

Ack I scream when I see, terror lunging crocodile!

[Mordred]

I used to be obsessed with Camelot, yup was a true Anglophile

Ran around in the forest, looking for a stone which held a sword

[Xandria]

Aye Guinevere and Lancelot, Merlin's life and death toward

Excalibur by Mr. Boorman, all time favourite never remake!

[Phoenixrisen]

How is it so easy for you to myself forsake.

Red midnight moon is high tonight blood has been shed.

[Xandria]

Laughing at the fun dimensions, alas it beckons comforting bed


To sleep and dream of far off places, exotic music rapturous bliss

[Phoenixrisen]

Oh that snake with sibilant hiss.

What do I need do to make you away?

[Xandria]

A well lit torch will keep it at bay!

Slithering nightmares, well lit room

[Phoenixrisen]

Or we could shoo it out with a broom

What pray tell wouldst thou use?

[Xandria]

Nothing more than an cunning ruse!

Such simple creatures, but beware the rattling tail

[Mordred]

Nothing more than a stretched out snail

Once such a creature slid up my leg

[Xandria]

I hope not one of wooden peg

Jolly Roger flies, visits Davy Jones Locker

[Mordred]

Out on the seven seas, one must use sun blocker

Preferably the variety which water can't dilute

[Xandria]

One eyed pirate playing a flute

Swarthy grinning, parrot squawking

[Tambit]

Did the pirate learn his hawking

Skills from experts, or himself?

[Mordred]

Learned the ways from a little elf

The winged creature perched on shoulder

[ISwamTheStyx]

our minds widen, as we grow older

When time fires it's final arrow, we fall.

[Phoenixrisen]

Yet our legends live on right through it all.

Have you hear tale of the dragon, the unicorn yet unseen?

[Mordred]

Strange the giant lizard, crimson scales, fire of green

Speaks in a squeaky voice, from what is heard