Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Mordred]

Peeling off her jacket revealed a rock t-shirt for 'Winger'

She claimed with a laugh, "it's from the lost and found"

[Xandria]

Happy at last, she was homeward bound

The clock strikes twelve, and the labyrinth changes it's ease

[Mordred]

Little was it known that meant a rise in the fees

Originated this did from a warlock with power

[Xandria]

Thunder and lightning from the top of his tower

The tempest was brewing, fanged monsters of myth

[Mordred]

Tales kept from the masses, clerics pleading the fifth

Yet news of a cave at the top of the world

[Xandria]

Wizard laughing maniacally, a spell he hurled


Electricity sparking, down came boulders tumbling

[Mordred]

Academy trained spells in a trance he kept mumbling

Forces unheard of swirled in darkness above

[Xandria]

Air that shimmers with every attempt, hark the mournful cry of dove

Churning skies turn crimson red, trembling earth appears a hoof

[Mordred]

Follwed by fluffy pink clouds that burst through the roof

Has the world lost it's mind, has reality shifted?

[Anesa]

My thoughts refocus now that the fog has lifted


Jumping on a bus to the next town out of here

[Mordred]

Sittin' in the back, pondering airport or pier

Screeching to a halt, the coach stopped at the zoo

[Xandria]

Tourists rush quickly, oh please where is the loo?

Lions roar while monkeys tinker, elephants stomping

[Mordred]

Let's jump through the window, it's started the chomping

Falling through the void, first slowly then fast

[Xandria]

Heck no she shouts, unless you go last

A gargoyle awakens, gnashing it's teeth

[Mordred]

Adorned with jewels and gold, obviously he's a chief

Fee, fie, fo.. oh the rest he forgot

[Anesa]

That's okay Mordred, you're so damn hot! 

No rhyme or reason, it's all still good

[Xandria]

Grinning with glee, it is better with three knock wood

Giggling laugher, fun and a test

[Mordred]

Until a rock hit his noggin' then rolled down his vest

Rubbing the sore skull he growled then he cried

[Xandria]

I will be fine as soon as it's dried

Snatching a snowflake, melting on snow

[Mordred]

Zooming down close, insects sat watching the show

Light shone through the flake, giving a spectar effect

[Xandria]

Sparkling on lashes, children giggle inspect

Carnivals in winter, inflated red balloons

[Mordred]

Quickly thrown in a car by some goons

Red noses, big shoes yet with menacing glares

[Xandria]

Icky and creepy those clowns and their wares

Snarling dogs jumping, crafty kitties climbing

[Mordred]

Through opened window, I push over a dude miming

The fools in their painted faces sigh, giving up

(fools in painted faces = non blue paint.. not saying I'm not a fool but not in this example)

[Xandria]

Villains skulking silent, Scrappy Doo is a pup

Masks and capes covering, lions and tigers and bears

(Duly noted!)