Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Xandria]

Lungs that don't breathe, I find that hard to believe!

I'll test that theory and tickle your nose, with impish grin I sprinkle black pepper

[Mordred]

Sadly shaking his head, he sniffs.. "See, your theory is in jeapar-"

Ah.. Ahh.. Choo! Hey, hey you! Cheater.. oh you little brat!

[Xandria]

Laughing out loud in utter delight, I tousle your hair after removing your hat

A challenge is something I cannot resist, twas cheeky perhaps, so I'll offer my hankie

[Mordred]

To this, I bow.. yet oh I I adore such a cheek.. to you I whisper, "I thank ye"

Now about my hat.. what dost thou plan to do, I ponder as I give you a hug

[Xandria]

"You are most welcome my Lord," I murmur, then give your hat a swift tug

Grinning playful I put it on top of my head, and scamper away to hide out of sight

[Mordred]

Oh but those tendrils of scent, your trail intoxicatingly gives me a light

A circling that keeps growing smaller, then a pounce does pin back those arms

[Xandria]

Mock indignation at how quickly I'm foiled, now held captive by all your considerable charms

Breathless I gaze into your eyes with some mischief, "A forfeit my Lord, I assume there will be?"

[Mordred]

This dead dude must have fell into a daze, surrounded by the coffin now is he

Outside the sunlight burns the air, his fingers play with the latch in the lid

[Xandria]

Around the coffin dancing merry, green goblins danced a jig they did

This gorgeous day alive and bright, in my gardens I will play all day

[Mordred]

Underground, below her feet, hidden from the sun I'll stay

Yet tickles do reach up, as those toes wiggle in the grass

[Pyewacket75]

Sometimes everything we do is crass.

There is such thing as having it all

[Xandria]

Too true my friend now let's paint this wall!

I've had some wine so be warned I am fuzzy!

[Pyewacket75]

Be careful though, you could act scuzzy!

Good things come to those who wait!

[Mordred]

But if too impatient, simply toss out some bait

Give a tug sharply, just be careful what is found

[katwenty]

And as you go down the stairs, be careful not to make a sound.

As I lay awake in bed I ponder, oh how sweet to be so young!

[Xandria]

Cups of ale and naughty tales, raucous laughter within and among

A motley crew of crazy poets, with no limits except thirteen

[Pyewacket75]

With all of this sillyness, my rhyme skills will be keen.

I can see clearly without even trying!

[Mordred]

But if you flap those arms fast, does it help with the flying?

For most, does no good.. for they simply go splat.

[Xandria]

And then they lay on the ground quite unnaturally flat

Best to stick with this rhyming, feet firmly on earth

[Mordred]

I wonder if many eons ago, this rock was simply an elaborate berth?

A pretty place to stay a while, I imagine they would have thought

[Xandria]

Not too far back when volcanoes ruled, ouch that would have been hot!

Nor when giant lizards ruled the land, we all just might have been dinner!

[Mordred]

Maybe giving lots of chase, we'd simply just be thinner

Scurrying apes, hiding in caves, scribbles on the walls

[Xandria]

Lush wilderness unspoiled, and sparkling waterfalls

What I wouldn't give to see, what life was like in ancient times

[Mordred]

Makes me wonder, if in their drawings, they also played with rhymes?

Yet paintings hold no syllables, not those that caress the ear

[Xandria]

Images drawn with such deep meaning, are nonetheless quite dear

Deep in mountain caverns more wonders surely wait