You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 04, 2016, 04:31:05 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Why are you going to hell?  (Read 9473 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2012, 12:48:54 AM »
I'll be going to hell because I like to touch and be touched.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2012, 04:26:05 PM »
I'm going to hell because I have important business on the other side and no hoofed fool with a farming implement is going to stand between me and my goal. And heaven can wait.

Offline Marchoisas

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2014, 02:21:08 PM »
I'm going to hell cause thats vhere all the action and fun is, cause I love making trouble...

...and because I'm one nasty, insatiable, sinful sex-fiend!  :-*

Not to mention I get to meet my old friend Satan himself there.  >:)

Offline Elysian Radiance

  • The Dragon's Little Brat Princess ❇ President of the Elliquiy Nap Society ❇ Hoarder of Blankets ❇ The Light of Dawn ❇ Josi's Bestie Babe ❇ Arcannyx's E-Wifey
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2014
  • Location: In the blanket fort deep within her lair
  • Gender: Female
  • Ely Lightbringer, the Dragon Queen of Elliquiy™
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 3
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #78 on: November 17, 2014, 05:08:37 PM »
For trying to always make Holocaust jokes when I play Cards Against Humanity.

Also, for having sex behind a church.

Offline IntolerableMinx

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #79 on: December 17, 2014, 01:59:28 AM »
Because heaven is too mainstream?

Offline Nowherewoman

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2015, 09:30:55 PM »
Most of my friends have condos there.

Offline Anjelita

  • SCP 2111: T#3 |\/|@d H@++R3$$ & +3@ |\/|@\/3|\| // #3R@P@+r@ : \/\/!c|<3D \/\/!+c# 0F +#3 \/\/0RD5 // 3CC#!L!+@ // \/U|_P3$ \/U|_P3$ T#3 |_!++|_3 \/!X3|\|
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Location: Canada
  • Gender: Female
  • Light, Dark and Chaos in between. I am Promethea.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2015, 12:41:17 PM »
I think the better question would be why WOULDN'T I be going to hell :/

Offline Skye

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2015, 05:25:39 PM »
I laugh H A R D when people mistake
our picture window for a sliding door,
 and their latte leaves milky falls where their
body connected with the glass.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2015, 04:53:58 AM »

For being a rational human being.

Offline Xandi

  • HUGS from the Queen of Hugs.....Hugs
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: In Xandiland where everyone is respectful or they get their head chopped off.
  • Gender: Female
  • Light dispels darkness, Widsom dispels ignorance
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2015, 06:21:47 AM »
For being a rational human being.

Hello....Long time no see. Hope you are doing well.

HUGE HUGS

OT: For just being me

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2015, 11:41:17 AM »
For liking pussy.  :)

( Hello Xandi, Nice to see you again! I hear hell has cookies too... I'll save a few for you if I make it there first! )

Offline Wolven Soul

  • Alpha
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2015
  • Location: In the deepest forest of the mind do I dwell.
  • Gender: Male
  • The heart of the wolf cannot be tamed.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2015, 08:59:58 PM »
Because I don't believe in a world where everyone is forced into a little box, having to believe in the same thing.  I mean, the world can't even agree on one system of measurement, how the hell are we supposed to all agree on one religion?

Offline Xandi

  • HUGS from the Queen of Hugs.....Hugs
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: In Xandiland where everyone is respectful or they get their head chopped off.
  • Gender: Female
  • Light dispels darkness, Widsom dispels ignorance
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2015, 05:30:12 AM »
Because I drink way to much coffee and I enjoy it way to much. LOL

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2015, 09:48:26 AM »
Because.... the bible tells me so.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2015, 02:37:54 PM »
umm have you seen my name?

Offline Piper

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2015, 12:28:51 AM »
Do you want the more recent reason why I am going to hell? Or should I list all my many sins? Alphabetically or chronologically?

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2015, 02:23:16 AM »
Oh come now, just listing them willingly would eliminate the need for the high tech alien mind fuckery device and the implantation of false memories. Where's the fun in that?

I'm going to hell because that's where all the cool people are hanging out these days.   8-)

Offline PleaseBeGentle

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2015, 06:30:07 PM »
Because the sheep snitched.

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2015, 12:18:11 AM »
I will burn for eternity because I burn for a woman I'm not supposed to.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2015, 12:42:35 AM »
Im not going to hell. Hell's coming to me    8-)

Offline MiaFire

  • I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions... - HPLy
  • Dame
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2011
  • Location: "Hubby's Princess" & "His Princess Brat"
  • Gender: Female
  • It came...We fought... I won!
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #95 on: August 23, 2015, 01:28:26 PM »
Because that is the fate.

Offline Ralhend

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2015, 07:18:36 AM »
I will be going to hell not because i have committed each deadly sin at least once, (Especially lust) but because I have no remorse for any of it
 

Offline Phantomhive

  • The cursed Phantomhive.
  • Lady
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Location: Australia, somewhere in your nightmares.
  • Gender: Female
  • Sebastian you're despicable yet irresistible.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #97 on: November 20, 2015, 04:04:40 PM »
Why? I'm a Phantomhive and there has been a curse in the family for generations. Each and every one of us had given our soul to a demon so its only logic that heaven wont want us so hell it is.

And besides.

I loathe all Angels.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #98 on: December 09, 2015, 12:54:35 PM »
I would say its my use of all things punny and witty among a group of friends who are easily annoyed by it.

Online Codswallop

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #99 on: December 09, 2015, 04:25:40 PM »
I'm going to hell for half the things I've written here on E. I think I've committed at least three of the seven deadly sins in my time here.