There was this day, so long ago
When thoughts were dull and kinda slow
Thrust to me, a dotted line
Blurry due to too much wine.
Promised was much fun and sin
I pondered long, my thumb on chin
What the hell, why not jump?
Darkness calls to lurk and bump!
I signed that thing real fast I did
But see, I was really just a kid
Centuries later I must admit
I worry where I'll later sit.