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Author Topic: Why are you going to hell?  (Read 9472 times)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #125 on: February 20, 2016, 02:51:52 PM »
cuz i'm a dirty slut ;)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #126 on: February 21, 2016, 01:25:17 AM »
The Angels scare me and the Demons love me. They all want my soul. Auction anyone?

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #127 on: February 21, 2016, 04:14:02 PM »
I think this sums it up:







Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #128 on: February 22, 2016, 05:29:31 PM »
Because war is hell, and I think I am owed one.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #129 on: February 22, 2016, 05:42:31 PM »
Absolutely not a single soul I know WANTS to go to heaven.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #130 on: February 23, 2016, 04:13:35 AM »

I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #131 on: February 27, 2016, 07:26:34 PM »
Because I do the wrong things for the right reasons.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #132 on: February 27, 2016, 07:46:17 PM »
I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I smiled when I saw that. I don't know the first two, but I have doubts you're going to succeed in the latter case.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #133 on: February 27, 2016, 07:55:40 PM »
I smiled when I saw that. I don't know the first two, but I have doubts you're going to succeed in the latter case.

Kim Davis is the lady in Kentucky who refused to sign notary papers for same-sex marriages because 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'
Jimmy Swaggart is a televangelist, also a follower of 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'

Note:  I do distinguish these from God and Jesus, as I suspect that much divine facepalming ensues over the actions of the above individuals.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #134 on: February 27, 2016, 07:59:58 PM »
Kim Davis is the lady in Kentucky who refused to sign notary papers for same-sex marriages because 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'
Jimmy Swaggart is a televangelist, also a follower of 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'

Note:  I do distinguish these from God and Jesus, as I suspect that much divine facepalming ensues over the actions of the above individuals.

It's like I can see a visual of Jesus when you say that, facepalming then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #135 on: February 27, 2016, 09:26:56 PM »
And to get this back on topic, that visual is why I'm going to hell.  ;D

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2016, 03:15:46 AM »
then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

Pun intended?  lol

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2016, 03:29:03 AM »
then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

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Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #138 on: March 04, 2016, 06:25:12 PM »
I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Ok, scratching my head now... if there were ever a bunch I expected to find writhing in the deepest and most boiling tar pits of hell, those would all be on my list.

I would go to hell just to watch.

Offline shasha

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2016, 12:30:25 AM »
simple enough....to take over, why else would anyone go anyplace....and if I go when I am to old to take over probably to warm up

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2016, 08:18:19 AM »

Offline CottonKitty

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #141 on: March 29, 2016, 03:38:00 AM »
If such a place existed, I would choose it because the residents seem more intelligent and capable of independent thought than the alternative


Offline Lapine

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #142 on: April 01, 2016, 05:43:54 AM »
Cuz that's where all my friends will be.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #143 on: April 05, 2016, 09:42:20 AM »
Because Caedy says so.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #144 on: April 06, 2016, 07:06:15 PM »
Because I just quoted from Penthouse on the book quote thread.  >:)
(it really was the closest book)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #145 on: April 07, 2016, 10:23:05 AM »
Cause I have not done a good job on keeping up the Elliversaries and Birthdays thread. *bad me*

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2016, 08:17:18 PM »
Because of skeleton sin on my blog...XD

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2016, 08:27:13 PM »
 Because the truth is, that when all is said and done. We belong somewhere on  that final day. If that day hands me tickets to hell, well so be it.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #148 on: May 07, 2016, 01:02:19 AM »
Because heaven is probably boring.

Even Nietzsche said so!

'In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.'

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #149 on: May 07, 2016, 06:38:03 AM »
Because good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.