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Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Why are you going to hell?
« on: December 22, 2010, 05:48:15 PM »
Why are you going to Hell?

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- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

Offline grdell

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:17:41 PM »
To quote Billy Joel:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 06:24:58 AM »
Transients taste good when served with Lima Beans and Red Wine?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 01:19:47 AM »
cause we all go to hell

Offline ausyandy

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 01:23:51 AM »
- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

Well said!  ;D

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 09:00:47 PM »
because Catholic Church recently concluded there was no Purgatory. As few will go straight to Heaven, I think there are better people than myself....

Offline Anithinum

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 11:16:20 AM »
I played hide and seek in a church....

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 11:27:07 AM »
Because all my friends would be there! Yay Party!  >:)

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 07:51:48 AM »
Because I'm a no good, dirty, vagabond scoundrel who is to busy with his cheryl sinning to care about his immortal fate. And those are my GOOD traits! XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 08:10:22 AM »
I am going to hell because.......

If there is such a place, I am no saint and don't want to be angel.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 11:46:11 PM »
I am going to hell for my current train of thought. Xandi gets to come with me, since she's to blame. ~ chuckles evilly ~

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 01:59:03 AM »
I am going to Hell because of what I do in my spare time.

>.>

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Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2011, 02:38:03 PM »
I am going to hell for not joining E a long time ago.

Offline Dovel

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
For being such a tease

Offline Belle33

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 07:19:06 PM »
For that thing I did in the 8th grade with the Science teacher and the school mascot. 

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 08:40:22 PM »
Because if I actually listed out all the reasons, it would take so long that hell would actually have finally frozen over.

Offline Sybl

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 08:51:14 PM »
For stealing Mordred's dog.

Offline Dovel

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 08:54:33 PM »
For lusting over Sybl's avatar

Offline Sel Nar

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2012, 10:01:50 PM »
For scaring the Heierarchy of Hell by insinuating that I'd take over.

Offline Nazz

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 02:10:43 AM »
For not believing it exists. :P

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 09:50:58 AM »
...because that's where the party will be!
(and I did everything my gran ever told me not to do 8-) )

Offline lilysayuri

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 09:56:51 AM »
For all my little white lies ;3

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 11:21:52 AM »
Why am I going to hell List...

1. Because I am naughty naughty
2. Because I like being naughty naughty
3. Because I consider it my lifes work to corrupt innocence
4. Because I strive to be more naughty each day than I was the day before. *that is getting more difficult but I have to have goals*
5. Because if I continue this list E would explode from lack of space.

Offline yobo

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 11:31:38 AM »
For failing Dante's Inferno Test.  ::)

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 03:13:43 PM »
Because the equivalent on the other end of the spectrum, for me, seems quite ludicrous.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2012, 11:51:25 PM »
*sticks tongue out at Mor* Hm!

I'm not going..unless it's to pick up a few of my favorite evil friends and drag them kicking and screaming into the light..Xandi that also means you, and Dovel  ;D Then, I'll go through the Akashic records and come back to torment someone and they'll wish they were in hell.


Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2012, 12:19:46 AM »
For stealing Mordred's dog.

By then.. my dog.. Morticia.. will have graduated from puppy to hellhound.. so revenge.. will be sweet. I'm thinking the ant kingdom will somehow be involved as well. I heard they were conned into submission by the cheeky fractal babe. :P

*sticks tongue out at Mor* Hm!

*takes a swipe at that naughty little tongue.. but misses it by a hair* Heh.. be careful with that tongue, tattoo'd girl! :P

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2012, 12:28:25 AM »
*hehe* What? This?  :P

Don't you know I'm a celestial being..ok..*wipes off some smudge*

Hm..maybe I'll be bouncing between the light and the dark.  :D

Offline Rhys Thanatos

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2012, 12:32:54 AM »
Because of the things that I did to her husband

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2012, 01:51:26 AM »
Because in hell I can:

 dress up like a woman and enjoy pretending that I'm female
 put naughty things in my mouth and back door
 affectionately kiss women and men
 eat bacon cheese burgers on friday
 speak against the catholic church and their sinful past of discrimination torture and other things I dare not mention here
 not have to support a religion that discriminates and demonizes people for silly reasons....
 oh and the biggest sin of all... I can masturbate until the cows come home.

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2012, 02:36:53 PM »
Because every single time I wake.. I am super duper relieved that my thoughts can't be read by others. If I was ever given truth serum, in hopes to explore what lurks in this slightly over-sized skull of mine.. I'd better first sign a stack of waivers. Although I'd also explore the possibility of waving a giant magnet over my head hoping what I suspect is true and the binary stuff inside all gets scrambled and turns to digital mush.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2012, 02:40:06 PM »
Men.

If it wasn't for them I'd be an absolute angel!

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2012, 02:42:33 PM »

@Mor..*snickers*

And, how do you know that your thoughts can't be read? Just because you're a vampire? Huh! Even naughty little angels can read those minds. *laughs*

So..I guess I'll stay smudgy if I'm ferrying people between hell and paradise. ;D

*laughs* @Bre..I am one.  O:)

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2012, 02:49:29 PM »
For calling E a big liar!! *laughs*

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2012, 02:50:59 PM »
*giggles*

For, maybe being a teeeeny tiny one..though I'd get a pass out and ferry.  ;D

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2012, 02:59:01 PM »
For being shamelessly lustful.

Offline JackWhite

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2012, 03:00:40 PM »
For getting blind (if you know what I mean.)

Offline Dovel

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2012, 03:03:45 PM »
For being wicked and lustful. For the lies I told, the pleasure I took and the moans I gave her. For teasing her until she screamed and when I was done I told her I had to leave.

She said 'Go to Hell' so that my friends where I shall be.

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2012, 01:22:25 PM »
There was this day, so long ago
When thoughts were dull and kinda slow
Thrust to me, a dotted line
Blurry due to too much wine.

Promised was much fun and sin
I pondered long, my thumb on chin
What the hell, why not jump?
Darkness calls to lurk and bump!

I signed that thing real fast I did
But see, I was really just a kid
Centuries later I must admit
I worry where I'll later sit.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 01:24:27 PM by Mordred »

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2012, 04:35:28 PM »
1) For the things I did to her, her sister and her mother
2) For after her moving away continuing to do those things to her sister
3) For the things I want in my mouth and up the back
4) Because when I think of all the things that are "sins" I realize that heaven would be eternal boredom, AKA hell
5) For not finishing anything including this list

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2012, 09:29:07 PM »
*she peeks in and giggles*

Still. Not. Going. How many times do I have to tell you people?!  ;)  Well, except to ferry my friends to my own little corner of Paradise, where the wine flows, live music abounds, and love is the foundation of it all.  :D MY corner won't be boring.  :-)

Offline Panduhmoanium

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2012, 12:31:50 AM »
I'm going to hell... Because...


I laughed at a midget driving down the highway and purposely followed them for 10 miles...

Don't judge me damn it!

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2012, 12:36:53 AM »
Because I used to have very impure thoughts about my cousin. And that.. is simply the tip of a massive iceberg.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2012, 12:38:02 AM »

Because I like BBQ ?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2012, 03:50:40 AM »
Eh... I'm afraid I'm not going to hell or heaven... I became atheist last year and deny the existance of both since they don't make sense.

Though I suppose that makes me heretic and according to my previous religion those go to hell, so... There you go. ;)

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2012, 04:00:22 AM »
I got a brand new shovel, all perty and shiny.. might as well start diggin' my way down to see if I can strike some kind of bargain or something.

Offline Drifter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2012, 02:05:40 PM »
"Heaven for the climate, hell for the company!" - Mark Twain

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2012, 12:16:39 AM »
Because pastors make me wild...

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2012, 10:05:43 PM »
If the place truly exists.. which, really.. I am beyond certain in my own mind it doesn't.. (although I imagine the planet Venus is quite close in overall temperature and sensation).. but if it really, truly.. for real was floating out there or lurking deep in the ground or through some f'd up portal.. and was a special destination for bad souls.. yikes.. I think my thoughts alone would tip the scales towards this unfortunate outcome.  >:)

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2012, 11:09:26 PM »
I'm going to hell because religious folks are far too violent, cruel, judgmental, legalisti and vanilla for me. Heaven would really suck if its filled with those sorts of folks o.O

* TaintedAndDelish shouts, "Can someone please pass the Chicken Cesar Salad?"


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2012, 11:23:53 PM »
Because I'm going to steal Tainted and run off with her into the sunset and the world will never be the same after that!

*laughes*

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2012, 11:27:07 PM »
Oh honey, the moon will blush and the sun will hide in shame when were through!

I'm going to hell to suck dicks and pick up chicks ;)

Offline colerie1974

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2012, 12:02:54 AM »
Oh...I will have my own personal condo by the lake of fire and all of the coolest and sexiest inhabitants will desire me...and I will tease them mercilessly until they can't take it anymore and ravish me over and over again!

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2012, 12:06:56 AM »
xD I'll be gleefully running for Cole... both terrified and exhilarated by the thought of her horniness catching me!

Offline colerie1974

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2012, 12:08:54 AM »
 >:)  I would welcome you into my web of desire...letting you experience all that I have to offer you...one kinky act at a time!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2012, 06:37:45 AM »
Because of the thoughts Cole gives me...

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2012, 10:47:44 AM »
For my laziness especially when I'm tired, oh and not agreeing with the church on most things

Offline DeadCell

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2012, 10:50:36 AM »
I am going to hell because I laugh at and tell jokes that I really shouldn't >_>

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2012, 12:59:28 PM »
Honestly.. it's just a hunch. Started like a tiny itch long ago.. a buzzing gnat in the back of my mind. Now? Shit.. now it's a taunting laugh that nudges in those darkest moments late at night.. a little reminder of things to eventually come.

Offline Kuroneko

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2012, 03:03:37 PM »
For tempting undead creatures ;-)

Offline DeadCell

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2012, 11:52:05 PM »
For being awesome!  ;D

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2012, 12:25:16 AM »
...because I plan on doing things I know are wrong...and loving it.

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #62 on: July 25, 2012, 12:38:29 AM »
For being tempted by succulent living bundles with hips that whisper delicious little secrets in ways that even the sweet drops of blood coursing jusssssst beneath the surface can't rival.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #63 on: July 25, 2012, 01:03:02 AM »
Because I'm dying to find out what its like to ride in a hand basket!

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #64 on: July 25, 2012, 01:42:58 AM »
For being insatiable.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2012, 06:51:40 PM »
For continuously drooling over Intent's avatar.... those funbags, lawd have mercy.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2012, 06:55:27 PM »
For wanting a drink of whatever EC is pouring

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2012, 07:22:50 PM »
For having much more faith in the existence of Fiddler's Green and/or Valhalla, you know, assuming you don't just get reincarnated... Oh yes, and all those things you're not supposed to believe exist...

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2012, 07:34:36 PM »
We can both go to hell, I give you some of my drink if you let me play with the tata's

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2012, 09:14:03 PM »
Good lord! Do I have to keep repeating myself?  XD

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2012, 10:16:15 PM »
Hmmm, I think I might have avoided it before I found E ;D

Offline colerie1974

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2012, 10:37:02 PM »
Easy! Because I very much enjoy the temptations of the flesh!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2012, 10:39:13 PM »
Because of what I want to do with Cole!

Offline colerie1974

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2012, 10:44:24 PM »
I have been told that there is no rest for the wicked...and I am counting on it!  >:)

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2012, 10:49:12 PM »
I never rest when there are opportunities to be Wicked with Cole!

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2012, 12:48:54 AM »
I'll be going to hell because I like to touch and be touched.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2012, 04:26:05 PM »
I'm going to hell because I have important business on the other side and no hoofed fool with a farming implement is going to stand between me and my goal. And heaven can wait.

Offline Marchoisas

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2014, 02:21:08 PM »
I'm going to hell cause thats vhere all the action and fun is, cause I love making trouble...

...and because I'm one nasty, insatiable, sinful sex-fiend!  :-*

Not to mention I get to meet my old friend Satan himself there.  >:)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #78 on: November 17, 2014, 05:08:37 PM »
For trying to always make Holocaust jokes when I play Cards Against Humanity.

Also, for having sex behind a church.

Offline IntolerableMinx

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #79 on: December 17, 2014, 01:59:28 AM »
Because heaven is too mainstream?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2015, 09:30:55 PM »
Most of my friends have condos there.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2015, 12:41:17 PM »
I think the better question would be why WOULDN'T I be going to hell :/

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2015, 05:25:39 PM »
I laugh H A R D when people mistake
our picture window for a sliding door,
 and their latte leaves milky falls where their
body connected with the glass.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2015, 04:53:58 AM »

For being a rational human being.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2015, 06:21:47 AM »
For being a rational human being.

Hello....Long time no see. Hope you are doing well.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2015, 11:41:17 AM »
For liking pussy.  :)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2015, 08:59:58 PM »
Because I don't believe in a world where everyone is forced into a little box, having to believe in the same thing.  I mean, the world can't even agree on one system of measurement, how the hell are we supposed to all agree on one religion?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2015, 05:30:12 AM »
Because I drink way to much coffee and I enjoy it way to much. LOL

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2015, 09:48:26 AM »
Because.... the bible tells me so.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2015, 02:37:54 PM »
umm have you seen my name?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2015, 12:28:51 AM »
Do you want the more recent reason why I am going to hell? Or should I list all my many sins? Alphabetically or chronologically?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2015, 02:23:16 AM »
Oh come now, just listing them willingly would eliminate the need for the high tech alien mind fuckery device and the implantation of false memories. Where's the fun in that?

I'm going to hell because that's where all the cool people are hanging out these days.   8-)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2015, 06:30:07 PM »
Because the sheep snitched.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2015, 12:18:11 AM »
I will burn for eternity because I burn for a woman I'm not supposed to.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2015, 12:42:35 AM »
Im not going to hell. Hell's coming to me    8-)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #95 on: August 23, 2015, 01:28:26 PM »
Because that is the fate.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2015, 07:18:36 AM »
I will be going to hell not because i have committed each deadly sin at least once, (Especially lust) but because I have no remorse for any of it
 

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #97 on: November 20, 2015, 04:04:40 PM »
Why? I'm a Phantomhive and there has been a curse in the family for generations. Each and every one of us had given our soul to a demon so its only logic that heaven wont want us so hell it is.

And besides.

I loathe all Angels.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #98 on: December 09, 2015, 12:54:35 PM »
I would say its my use of all things punny and witty among a group of friends who are easily annoyed by it.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #99 on: December 09, 2015, 04:25:40 PM »
I'm going to hell for half the things I've written here on E. I think I've committed at least three of the seven deadly sins in my time here.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #100 on: December 09, 2015, 11:32:49 PM »
Because I'm an atheist, 'nuff said.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #101 on: December 10, 2015, 06:23:47 AM »
To set the people free who don't deserve to be there.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #102 on: December 11, 2015, 02:04:29 AM »

I'm going to hell because of all the kittens that have dropped dead as a result of my chronic masturbating.  \o/


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #103 on: December 11, 2015, 03:31:57 AM »
Ok so heaven dont want me, my names never going to be on that list but Satan loves me and would be disappointed if I didn't make my way down below.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2016, 04:13:49 PM »
Because my cooking is sinfully delicious

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #105 on: January 06, 2016, 04:15:12 PM »
Because I'm the kind of person who would decide it needs new management.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #106 on: January 06, 2016, 08:15:52 PM »
Heaven clearly does not want me and all my friends are sinners nuff said.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #107 on: January 06, 2016, 08:17:36 PM »
God didn't like my renovation ideas

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #108 on: January 06, 2016, 08:22:45 PM »
Satan enjoys renovating with innovative ideas lol

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2016, 03:00:57 PM »
Because I have scores to settle.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #110 on: January 27, 2016, 02:49:25 AM »
Because I have scores to settle.

If that is the case, I will meet ya down there, if you can't find me, do us a favour and start without me... lol

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #111 on: January 27, 2016, 05:56:26 AM »
Because I have scores to settle.

Don't we all?

OT: Because I have lost the ability to be trusting. I miss that.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #112 on: January 27, 2016, 05:31:17 PM »

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #113 on: February 02, 2016, 05:11:22 PM »

I'm going to Hell because that's the one place where the Jehovas and Mormons will not knock on my damn door.




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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2016, 02:43:15 PM »
I gave my soul to a demon why would he eat it if I was going to heaven?

I'm going to Hell because that's the one place where the Jehovas and Mormons will not knock on my damn door.

I love that so well answered lmao.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2016, 06:05:04 PM »
God's afraid I'll redecorate

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2016, 06:28:09 PM »
I am relocating from heaven.... to Hell.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #117 on: February 19, 2016, 09:10:59 AM »
Because Mads. And FA.  XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #118 on: February 19, 2016, 09:46:37 AM »
*eyes Nic's personal text*

Ah, l'ange déchu?

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.  ;)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #119 on: February 19, 2016, 09:51:10 AM »
*eyes Nic's personal text*

Ah, l'ange déchu?

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.  ;)
~snickers~ Too true.

Because...Even Satan disguses himself as an angel of light.

See! I so will go to hell. Upper Management, probably. Kinda. Sorta.  XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #120 on: February 19, 2016, 11:43:51 AM »

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #121 on: February 19, 2016, 02:01:37 PM »
Because that's where all the cool kids hang out.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #122 on: February 20, 2016, 08:35:34 AM »
For helping Nic with his

#HashTaggery

Because FA is an addiction that can not truly be enjoyed in heaven.

Because I like my marshmallows roasted.

Because I need new friends...


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2016, 08:39:47 AM »
Because I like metal music

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #124 on: February 20, 2016, 08:44:51 AM »
Because I would rather rule in hell than be a slave in heaven.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #125 on: February 20, 2016, 02:51:52 PM »
cuz i'm a dirty slut ;)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #126 on: February 21, 2016, 01:25:17 AM »
The Angels scare me and the Demons love me. They all want my soul. Auction anyone?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #127 on: February 21, 2016, 04:14:02 PM »
I think this sums it up:







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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #128 on: February 22, 2016, 05:29:31 PM »
Because war is hell, and I think I am owed one.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #129 on: February 22, 2016, 05:42:31 PM »
Absolutely not a single soul I know WANTS to go to heaven.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #130 on: February 23, 2016, 04:13:35 AM »

I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #131 on: February 27, 2016, 07:26:34 PM »
Because I do the wrong things for the right reasons.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #132 on: February 27, 2016, 07:46:17 PM »
I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I smiled when I saw that. I don't know the first two, but I have doubts you're going to succeed in the latter case.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #133 on: February 27, 2016, 07:55:40 PM »
I smiled when I saw that. I don't know the first two, but I have doubts you're going to succeed in the latter case.

Kim Davis is the lady in Kentucky who refused to sign notary papers for same-sex marriages because 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'
Jimmy Swaggart is a televangelist, also a follower of 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'

Note:  I do distinguish these from God and Jesus, as I suspect that much divine facepalming ensues over the actions of the above individuals.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #134 on: February 27, 2016, 07:59:58 PM »
Kim Davis is the lady in Kentucky who refused to sign notary papers for same-sex marriages because 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'
Jimmy Swaggart is a televangelist, also a follower of 'GAWD AND JEEZUS!'

Note:  I do distinguish these from God and Jesus, as I suspect that much divine facepalming ensues over the actions of the above individuals.

It's like I can see a visual of Jesus when you say that, facepalming then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #135 on: February 27, 2016, 09:26:56 PM »
And to get this back on topic, that visual is why I'm going to hell.  ;D

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2016, 03:15:46 AM »
then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

Pun intended?  lol

Did I mention that they have pools, a lake, and a personal ferryman?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2016, 03:29:03 AM »
then murmuring 'kill me now'. :P

*breaks into song*

Before I change my miiiiiiiind..... [/JCSS]

Hey, where'd this hand-basket come from?

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #138 on: March 04, 2016, 06:25:12 PM »
I'm going to hell just to avoid folks like Kim Davis, Jimmy Swaggart, and members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Ok, scratching my head now... if there were ever a bunch I expected to find writhing in the deepest and most boiling tar pits of hell, those would all be on my list.

I would go to hell just to watch.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2016, 12:30:25 AM »
simple enough....to take over, why else would anyone go anyplace....and if I go when I am to old to take over probably to warm up

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2016, 08:18:19 AM »

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #141 on: March 29, 2016, 03:38:00 AM »
If such a place existed, I would choose it because the residents seem more intelligent and capable of independent thought than the alternative


Offline Lapine

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #142 on: April 01, 2016, 05:43:54 AM »
Cuz that's where all my friends will be.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #143 on: April 05, 2016, 09:42:20 AM »
Because Caedy says so.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #144 on: April 06, 2016, 07:06:15 PM »
Because I just quoted from Penthouse on the book quote thread.  >:)
(it really was the closest book)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #145 on: April 07, 2016, 10:23:05 AM »
Cause I have not done a good job on keeping up the Elliversaries and Birthdays thread. *bad me*

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2016, 08:17:18 PM »
Because of skeleton sin on my blog...XD

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2016, 08:27:13 PM »
 Because the truth is, that when all is said and done. We belong somewhere on  that final day. If that day hands me tickets to hell, well so be it.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #148 on: May 07, 2016, 01:02:19 AM »
Because heaven is probably boring.

Even Nietzsche said so!

'In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.'

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #149 on: May 07, 2016, 06:38:03 AM »
Because good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #150 on: May 09, 2016, 09:35:22 AM »
Because of my various hardcore kinks and fetishes. Also, I'm transgender.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #151 on: May 09, 2016, 01:56:35 PM »
Because one day I looked back at the trail of my crusades and realized, I might not have been fighting for the right side.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #152 on: May 19, 2016, 09:25:48 PM »
Because masturbating rocking the shake weight is fun.   XD
« Last Edit: May 19, 2016, 09:26:50 PM by TaintedAndDelish »

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #153 on: May 19, 2016, 09:29:37 PM »
Because I chase Taint.  (that came out wrongly ...or did it?)

Offline Asphodel Terrarium

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #154 on: June 01, 2016, 01:18:03 AM »
Hell, because Satan (pronounced as Sah-TEEN) is a good fellow who has been framed up by those who wrote the Bible. Read up some Good Guy Lucifer memes. Some of those show how Satan killed less people than Old Testament Yahweh. Sure he is not perfect, but wouldn't you want to join Lucifer who admits he is not perfect?

Nota bene: I am fully aware of the religion, however this is a criticism.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #155 on: June 15, 2016, 09:58:14 PM »
Because I once read Piers Anthony's For the Love of Evil (Book 6 of the Incarnations of Immortality) and it showed Hell was preferable to Heaven.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #156 on: June 16, 2016, 09:25:16 AM »
Ah, this is a tale worth telling.

See, I am going to die and I have no qualms about it. So one day my body slumps over, and the rest of me is standing there like a chump in the deepening gloom with my hands in my proverbial pockets, giving the wreck one last kick like a flat tire before finding better things to do. I'll sniff the wind and feel where it is pulling, and head along it like a feather in a hoover. Light in the far end turns out to be the hole I am spit out of to land on my ass, finding myself in a huge hall reminiscent of an airport only without the exit gates. I'll get myself a too hot coffee and a too cold pizza slice and feel right at home while watching an infinite number of sewer pipes spit out more souls faster and faster.

That's when the big guy shows up. Or rather, the big guy's local representative's junior executive's assistant's trainee. Looking impressive with a huge robe and hood and wings and a chest sticker saying 'Staff'. He'll pull me off the floor with two fingers and plonk me down as soon as he is sure I am convinced he can beat me to a bloody pulp without breaking a nail. His voice will be flat and unemotional and as welcoming as a repo man, which is pretty close to his function. And the conversation will be something like this.

- Well number 128485635734334587, another lifetime come and gone. Would you like to have a five second replay?
- Thanks but no thanks, once was quite enough.
- Actually it was your 1573rd life.
- Does it matter? It's not like I have been allowed to keep them in mind while going through this one. What's the point in going to school and not be allowed to remember it?
- The past HAS affected you, shaped you into who you are today. You are your own exam papers.
- Oh, wonderful. So how will these multiplied grades affect my afterlife? I get to hang them up on the wall?
- I am obliged to tell you your score for this last life. You haven't done much of value, have not achieved anything, haven't gotten any wiser, haven't helped anyone much. Mostly you have been sitting on your ass complaining. On the other hand you haven't stepped intentionally on ants or similiar acts, not often anyway, so you get to go stay with the other billions and billions of souls in the Big Garden and do nothing but water pot plants and look at screens. Which means your postlife won't really be much different from your past life, so there you go. Congratulations. Off you go then. Door number 1. And here, have a flyer: "how to water pot plants."

I am not moving. Something is niggling me.
- Hey, wait a minute. You sound and feel like any other bloke but you look real buff and those are Maserati wings. How come you don't look like me and get sent off to graze like me? How'd you get your job?

The big guy chuckles, and pulls off his hood then leans down enough to look me in my eyes. Underneath is a guy in maybe his 60s. White, grey haired, a few moles, heavy eyelids and a smirk that could overturn a boat.

- Because *I* went to church every Sunday. Mostly just to oogle the choir boys, but it didn't matter - it just turns out that the Big Guy really really likes asskissers.

That's the point where I grab the guy by his robes and headbutt the angelic ass kisser so hard that I get teeth marks in my brow. And THAT is why I am now going to hell.

But I am going there with a pretty good conscience.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #157 on: January 09, 2017, 02:11:21 AM »
Nice story there Maltese!

But I think I am going to Hell because I am a first class sinner. Doesn't get more simple than that.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2017, 09:17:11 PM »
I have no idea why

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #159 on: June 11, 2017, 03:26:37 AM »
For having lustful thoughts about Divine Tenacity and Dame.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #160 on: June 11, 2017, 09:59:13 AM »
Because you suck

Offline BlueJayHighway

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #161 on: June 12, 2017, 03:59:01 PM »
Because that red guy is only warming the throne for me.

Offline RedRose

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #162 on: June 18, 2017, 10:16:11 AM »
Because I sent this to someone evil ;)


Offline Adrianna Paige

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #163 on: June 18, 2017, 10:50:51 AM »
Because that's where I live.

Offline Lyku

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #164 on: June 18, 2017, 11:39:16 AM »
The Ten Commandments say  "Thou shalt not steal", but I am stealing that picture RedRose just posted.

>:D

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #165 on: June 19, 2017, 12:18:10 AM »
Because I work for Dr.Evil

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #166 on: June 19, 2017, 03:16:03 AM »
Because I don't like my inlaws anymore!

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #167 on: June 19, 2017, 12:35:11 PM »
The Ten Commandments say  "Thou shalt not steal", but I am stealing that picture RedRose just posted.

>:D

feel free  ;D

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #168 on: June 19, 2017, 06:37:39 PM »
Because 2000 years of dogma can't be wrong.  Right?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #169 on: June 19, 2017, 07:29:59 PM »
Because I burned up all my ex husbands clothes when I found out he was having an affair.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #170 on: June 26, 2017, 05:51:08 AM »
Because I burned up all my ex husbands clothes when I found out he was having an affair.

You don't go to hell for that, you get an award:

Sorry for the confusion the awards department has been back logged for similar reasons so here you go. Again we apologize for the delay:

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #171 on: June 26, 2017, 05:52:55 AM »
*double post*

I'm going to hell for numerous reasons. I know, PTB knows, and well the big guy down under knows, >:) that is two to many.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #172 on: July 05, 2017, 09:15:37 AM »
I'm going to hell because I bought VIP tickets to Didney Wold, instead of Disney World.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #173 on: July 05, 2017, 09:38:38 AM »
Because I have a dirty mind  ::)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #174 on: July 05, 2017, 10:51:46 AM »
Because I win Joking Hazard.  A lot.  I am the most terrible of my friends

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #175 on: July 05, 2017, 05:22:59 PM »
Because I will rather go to hell by my own free choice, than have to conform to the moral codes of others for eternity. If I didn't get to vouch for their holiness then I am not interested in their opinion of mine.

Offline CupofJoe

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #176 on: July 06, 2017, 03:12:19 PM »
Because I call everyone 'daddy' regardless of gender, just because it makes people uncomfortable.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #177 on: July 06, 2017, 03:33:01 PM »
Because I call everyone 'daddy' regardless of gender, just because it makes people uncomfortable.

rofl that would make me laugh

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #178 on: July 07, 2017, 10:59:06 AM »
Probably because I love coffee (and some other things) way too much.   XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #179 on: July 08, 2017, 06:37:22 PM »
Because I joined Elliquiy.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #180 on: July 09, 2017, 04:26:54 AM »
Isn't that where all the fun people go?

Offline Hawk

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #181 on: July 11, 2017, 01:16:38 AM »
Because I rebelled against God?

St. Michael is wicked strong.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #182 on: July 11, 2017, 09:07:46 PM »
So many things...

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #183 on: July 11, 2017, 09:31:56 PM »
I am too stupid to save myself the misery of actually having faith in other people. Good intentions and all that...

Offline RedRose

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #184 on: July 14, 2017, 02:37:19 PM »
Because I laughed


Offline Knightshadow

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #185 on: July 14, 2017, 02:44:58 PM »
Because I love another who is fobidden to me....

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #186 on: July 16, 2017, 05:40:20 AM »
To quote Malory Archer: "Oh, name a noun."

Or, rather, in this case, "reason".

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #187 on: July 21, 2017, 04:40:01 AM »

I am too stupid to save myself the misery of actually having faith in other people. Good intentions and all that...


This is why I am going to hell too.


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #188 on: July 21, 2017, 04:56:35 PM »
It's simple  I'm  going to neither.

Heaven dont want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. lol

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #189 on: July 21, 2017, 11:52:51 PM »
Well I was told by a priest a long time ago that I was going to hell, ever since then I've just been enjoying the ride doing whatever I want so yeah many reasons.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #190 on: July 22, 2017, 07:26:20 AM »
Because I do a little victory dance of glee every time a priest, monk, nun, imam or rabbi is put in prison for sexual misconduct or economic swindling. Come on, read me a sermon about virtues - from behind those bars.

By now my living room floor is getting a shallow circle in the middle.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #191 on: July 24, 2017, 02:33:39 AM »
Because I threatened physical harm to a few people over the last couple of weeks. I enjoyed the look of terror in their eyes a little to much. I'm just not a nice person sometimes.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #192 on: July 25, 2017, 03:36:06 PM »
Because I sit there and bitch to the pharmacist about people who use the 'woe is me' excuse to not be able to pay for meds... while I'm on the exact main insurance plan that they are. The copays are less than $5. But yet... they can buy alcohol and cigarettes and are completely unappreciative to the services they are provided. Told someone it was going to take an hour to fill a script because I had others already in line and you don't get to jump to the front of the line JUST because you're an impatient fool. Called at least three times that day.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2017, 02:41:41 AM »

Because I let the little things get to me. Then I lose my temper and cursed at an idiot who cut me off in traffic. That isn't so bad but what makes it worse is that there were two children in the car. *very sorry for my actions*




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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2017, 10:48:55 AM »
Gluttony...pure and simple. I love pizza and beer...these things will never change.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #195 on: July 28, 2017, 08:30:27 AM »
Because I let the little things get to me. Then I lose my temper and cursed at an idiot who cut me off in traffic. That isn't so bad but what makes it worse is that there were two children in the car. *very sorry for my actions*

As a French, I'm constantly annoyed at those parents not using seatbelts and/or carseats...

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Offline BentLycan93

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #196 on: August 25, 2017, 08:28:35 PM »
Because I always like eating the last cookie in the box or jar.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #197 on: August 26, 2017, 06:58:37 AM »
Because I'm in love with everyone.

... and I blamed my sister for eating the cookies once.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #198 on: August 27, 2017, 02:52:47 AM »

Because I still haven't learned not to let people affect my moods. I get mad and slam around when it is my own fault for letting things get to me.


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #199 on: August 29, 2017, 06:23:22 PM »
(Percy grabs William; Baldrick takes a crucifix and hits him with it.)
Edmund: Well, well, let's take Hell: You know, Hell isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be.
Graveney: What?
Edmund: No, no, no, no. No; you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.
Graveney: Ew...
Edmund: Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas.
Graveney: Really?
Edmund: Mm! Give your lands to the crown, and once you're dead, you'll have the time of your life!
Graveney: Adultery? Pillage? Through all eternity?
Edmund: Yep!

(quote fondly stolen from a Blackadder episode)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #200 on: August 31, 2017, 03:03:52 PM »
Because hell sounds more interesting than the alternative.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #201 on: September 01, 2017, 01:58:37 AM »
For not believing in Hell!

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #202 on: September 01, 2017, 02:09:42 AM »
I took far too much enjoyment in being as difficult as possible during crisis intervention/physical restraint training.  >:)

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #203 on: September 04, 2017, 05:35:00 PM »
For being so charming.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #204 on: September 05, 2017, 01:49:23 AM »
Because of things I have done in my past.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #205 on: September 06, 2017, 11:16:49 PM »
Simply put? I'm pretty bad with directions.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #206 on: September 07, 2017, 04:16:33 AM »
Because I can and do have a mean streak. I also don't forgive easily. The bible says, "how can the father forgive you if you don't forgive others." or something like that. Well I try but honestly I know I can't be forgiven of all the sins I have done so off with me to hell when I die. I'm okay with it though. Acceptance is a wonderful thing.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #207 on: September 14, 2017, 11:54:17 AM »
I'm going to hell for not believing in God.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #208 on: September 14, 2017, 02:03:20 PM »
Because Im good......at being bad.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #209 on: September 16, 2017, 04:48:10 AM »
Oh because of the men....oh the many, many, many, many, men! Haha!

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #210 on: September 16, 2017, 06:15:58 AM »
Because I curse the wrong person.LOL

Offline CandiBarr

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #211 on: September 16, 2017, 08:04:28 AM »
I just can't seem to stay away from several of the cardinal sins...
Pride
Greed
Gluttony
Envy
and Lust
There is far too much eye candy on this earth. ^_^


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #212 on: September 16, 2017, 09:15:09 PM »
I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail once. He yelped. I felt like the worst person in the world.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #213 on: September 17, 2017, 08:38:38 AM »
I am going to hell, solely to laugh at all the smug bastards who thought they could ensure their own trip upstairs by appearing noble while secretly making life miserable for others.

Offline Caelia

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #214 on: September 19, 2017, 04:16:11 AM »
Because I have a place reserved for me and it just so happens to be the throne?

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #215 on: September 19, 2017, 06:08:03 AM »
Because I am laughing my ass off right now. A priest in my country has been reported to the police by his congregation today, for stealing approximately a hundred thousand dollars from the church accounts and weekly collections. But the priest refuses to have done anything wrong. According to his lawyer, who interestingly is one of the top lawyers of this country, "It was in Gods interest".

Offline RedRose

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #216 on: September 19, 2017, 01:22:02 PM »
Because I laughed. And nodded.


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #217 on: October 01, 2017, 12:29:55 AM »
because I choose to question rather than fallow

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #218 on: October 15, 2017, 07:26:40 PM »
I’m going to hell because I’d rather do something to improve my situation than to pray to an unknown and unproven being.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #219 on: October 19, 2017, 03:25:18 AM »

Because I am not a follower, a sheep. I refuse to be led into an ambush blindly. I questioned and thus ended up saying, "f you". So there you have it.


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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #220 on: October 24, 2017, 10:38:21 AM »

Because I am a willful slave to all my addictions.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #221 on: November 05, 2017, 01:13:48 AM »
Because Heaven is outside the bounds of my parole.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #222 on: November 05, 2017, 07:22:05 AM »
Because I have yet to hear of a delight that someone, somewhere, did not define as a sin. If those uptight asses get to run a place and call everywhere else Hell, then I sure as Hell am not going willingly to their Heaven.

Offline Belle33

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #223 on: November 05, 2017, 07:59:00 AM »
Because of the many times I've said,'to hell with it'.  Now the place is cluttered with bad decisions I've got to at least clean up.  Hopefully, there's an exit.

Offline sweets

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #224 on: November 13, 2017, 08:35:50 PM »
Because I have had very very bad thoughts about a priest.

In my defense he was absolutely  stunning.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #225 on: November 15, 2017, 02:49:53 AM »

Because I lose my temper way to easy. *it can be quiet dangerous*


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Offline TheLegionary

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #226 on: November 26, 2017, 07:06:54 PM »
I am going to hell because I am terrible at sharing food when I am hungry.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #227 on: November 27, 2017, 07:16:54 AM »
Because I will rather embrace chaos than someone else's order.

Offline RedRose

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #228 on: December 01, 2017, 09:52:43 AM »
Some guy was staring at me in the street and tripped over something, almost fell. I laughed. Next time don't stare that hard, guy. It brought me back to first year in uni, teacher was also staring during his class and fell from the dais. I shouldn't laugh ;p

Offline Oniya

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #229 on: December 01, 2017, 01:23:18 PM »
The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says something about the expected traffic.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #230 on: December 02, 2017, 01:46:18 PM »
I roleplay a priest and use the whole mystique of the church as something of a staging ground for lust deeds.    I'm pretty sure some of the sacraments were not meant to be preformed that way.   It's pretty warm where i'm ending up.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #231 on: December 02, 2017, 01:56:37 PM »
To pull out all the people who don't deserve to be there and set them free.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2017, 08:16:53 PM »
This makes me chuckle. I literally told my pops earlier that I was actually on the Highway to Hell because I was on I40 driving to California.

So. I am going to Hell because I literally am!

Offline Trevino

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #233 on: December 04, 2017, 04:40:55 AM »
Cause I love stirring up trouble

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #234 on: December 06, 2017, 06:31:33 AM »
Because I am a heathen and I like it.  ;D

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #235 on: December 07, 2017, 12:54:32 PM »
Because of FA. Enuff said.  XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #236 on: December 09, 2017, 12:46:53 AM »
I'm a Hitchens atheist, 'nuff said.

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #237 on: December 11, 2017, 02:35:27 PM »
When I used to ride my Kawasaki ninja, I hardly respected the speed limits.

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #238 on: December 13, 2017, 01:01:34 AM »
Because the heaven is boring. All they do there is playing on harps while flying around with angel wings, and everyone MUST watch "The Sound of Music". For all eternity.