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Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Why are you going to hell?
« on: December 22, 2010, 05:48:15 PM »
Why are you going to Hell?

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- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

Offline grdell

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:17:41 PM »
To quote Billy Joel:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 06:24:58 AM »
Transients taste good when served with Lima Beans and Red Wine?

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 01:19:47 AM »
cause we all go to hell

Offline ausyandy

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 01:23:51 AM »
- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

Well said!  ;D

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 09:00:47 PM »
because Catholic Church recently concluded there was no Purgatory. As few will go straight to Heaven, I think there are better people than myself....

Offline Anithinum

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 11:16:20 AM »
I played hide and seek in a church....

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 11:27:07 AM »
Because all my friends would be there! Yay Party!  >:)

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 07:51:48 AM »
Because I'm a no good, dirty, vagabond scoundrel who is to busy with his cheryl sinning to care about his immortal fate. And those are my GOOD traits! XD

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 08:10:22 AM »
I am going to hell because.......

If there is such a place, I am no saint and don't want to be angel.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 11:46:11 PM »
I am going to hell for my current train of thought. Xandi gets to come with me, since she's to blame. ~ chuckles evilly ~

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 01:59:03 AM »
I am going to Hell because of what I do in my spare time.

>.>

<.<

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2011, 02:38:03 PM »
I am going to hell for not joining E a long time ago.

Offline Dovel

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
For being such a tease

Offline Belle33

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 07:19:06 PM »
For that thing I did in the 8th grade with the Science teacher and the school mascot. 

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 08:40:22 PM »
Because if I actually listed out all the reasons, it would take so long that hell would actually have finally frozen over.

Offline Sybl

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 08:51:14 PM »
For stealing Mordred's dog.

Offline Dovel

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 08:54:33 PM »
For lusting over Sybl's avatar

Offline Sel Nar

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2012, 10:01:50 PM »
For scaring the Heierarchy of Hell by insinuating that I'd take over.

Offline Nazz

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 02:10:43 AM »
For not believing it exists. :P

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 09:50:58 AM »
...because that's where the party will be!
(and I did everything my gran ever told me not to do 8-) )

Offline lilysayuri

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 09:56:51 AM »
For all my little white lies ;3

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Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 11:21:52 AM »
Why am I going to hell List...

1. Because I am naughty naughty
2. Because I like being naughty naughty
3. Because I consider it my lifes work to corrupt innocence
4. Because I strive to be more naughty each day than I was the day before. *that is getting more difficult but I have to have goals*
5. Because if I continue this list E would explode from lack of space.

Offline yobo

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 11:31:38 AM »
For failing Dante's Inferno Test.  ::)

Offline Mordred

Re: Why are you going to hell?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 03:13:43 PM »
Because the equivalent on the other end of the spectrum, for me, seems quite ludicrous.