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Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2007, 07:28:10 AM »
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." -- Homer

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2007, 08:16:58 AM »
"That must be a lot of sex!" - Grandpa Simpson
"I said wives, not girlfriends." - his brother

Offline Eyeomancer

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2007, 07:42:26 AM »
"Phhh.  Facts.  You can prove anything, no matter how remotely true, with facts." - Homer Simpson

Offline Xerial

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2007, 03:29:04 PM »
"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am.` - Homer

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2007, 11:48:49 PM »
"Who made Steve Guttenburg a star?  We do, we do!"
- The Stonecutters

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2007, 02:50:07 PM »
"We are Playdude Playmates!  We are Playdude Playmates!"
-Bart and Milhouse

Offline Lanzlo

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2007, 03:21:41 PM »
"Wooh! Look at that blubber fly!" -Homer

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2007, 07:05:21 PM »
"and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy."
-Apu's niece (re: Principal Skinner)

Offline Lancis

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2008, 01:06:32 PM »
"dough the stuff that buys me beer, ray the guy that sells me beer, me the one who drinks the beer, fa the distance to my beer, so lets drink some beer, la la la la la beer, Ti no thanks i'm drinking beer!  *looks at the empty can* Doh!

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Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2008, 04:34:13 PM »
"Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery sack?"

-Homer "I have misplaced...my pants"

Offline SerpentKiss

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2008, 04:49:08 PM »
Homer : I was going to right a book, but I got stuck on a title. Something like 'No work and no play make Homer something something.'
Marge : 'Go crazy'?
Homer : Don't mind if I do, Marge...BLAAAARGHHH!!!

Offline Muff Diver

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2008, 04:00:00 AM »
"My ears are burning! No, really, they are! I wanted to look inside so I lit a qiutip." Homer

Offline Mathim

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »
"I'm not allowed in the grown-up library anymore. There was some...unpleasantness, I can never go back." -Homer

"See you in hell, dinner plate!" -Homer

And Homer's opinion on guns:
"I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!"
"Five days? But I'm mad now!"

Offline jstarz

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Fridaynight --
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's.  I, I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?  But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out!  Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese?  Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm.  They call 'em, "shakes."

Offline Mathim

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2008, 11:09:37 PM »
LOL, I remember that one; from an episode titled "22 Short Films About Springfield", which is a parody of the title of a movie (I forget exactly which city it was in that title) and that scene was a parody of Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta were talking about movie theatres in Europe where you could buy and drink alcohol while you watched a movie.

Here's how Homer teaches Bart about sex:

Homer: "Do you know what a boob is?"
Bart: "(Laughing) Oh, yeah!"
Switch camera to outside the house looking down from above. Bart screams loudly and runs to house next door.
Bart: "So, the parents..."
Bart and Milhouse both scream. They each run to a different neighboring house.
Bart and Milhouse: "And so then they..."
Bart, Milhouse and two other children scream. All four of them run into four more different houses. The cycle continues until basically every child in Springfield has a different, horrifying idea of what sex is. Homer has been watching the progress and wipes his hands clean.
Homer: "Well, better they hear it from each other than from someone who knows what they're talking about."

Offline Vandren

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2008, 01:40:29 PM »
Here's how Homer teaches Bart about sex:

Homer: "Do you know what a boob is?"
Bart: "(Laughing) Oh, yeah!"
Switch camera to outside the house looking down from above. Bart screams loudly and runs to house next door.
Bart: "So, the parents..."
Bart and Milhouse both scream. They each run to a different neighboring house.
Bart and Milhouse: "And so then they..."
Bart, Milhouse and two other children scream. All four of them run into four more different houses. The cycle continues until basically every child in Springfield has a different, horrifying idea of what sex is. Homer has been watching the progress and wipes his hands clean.
Homer: "Well, better they hear it from each other than from someone who knows what they're talking about."

Or the (more) correct (but probably not entirely so) version:

Homer: "Do you know what a boob is?"
Bart: (laughing) "Oh yeah."
Homer: "That'll make things a lot easier."
. . . .
Homer: "Well, better they hear it from me now than from their parents when they're old enough."

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Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2008, 05:11:26 PM »
Hey, I tried. It's been like two years since I saw that episode. I don't even remember what else happened in it.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet was a good early episode, here's a funny quote from Homer's manager:

"I think we should keep your marriage a secret. You see, women are going to want to have sex with you and we want them to think they can."

Offline SubmissiveDominance

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2009, 11:58:44 PM »
I'm Idaho! - Ralph Wiggum

Lousy rotten karmic retribution! - Homer

That's not how you spell dumbenng! - Lisa

You smell like dead bunnies. - Ralph

Offline BaronS

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2009, 02:22:54 AM »
"Baby....maybe its the beer talking but you have a butt that wont quit.  They have these chewy pretzels...(totally incoherent rambling) FIVE DOLLARS?!  Get outta here..." - Homer's love postcard

"We're a totem pole!" - Ralph.

Offline SubmissiveDominance

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2009, 02:00:58 PM »
Fun toys are fun. -Ralph

They taste like burning! -Ralph

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I made it! And with hardly any brain damage-amage-amage. -Homer

I'm a unitard! -Ralph (has an ice cream cone on forehead)

Offline Eseleon

Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2009, 09:25:40 AM »
Mike Rotch?  Mike Rotch?  Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?  - Moe, responding to Bart's prank call

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Re: Random Simpsons Quote
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2009, 01:50:19 PM »
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