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Random Simpsons Quote
« on: February 17, 2007, 11:21:59 AM »
OK, I know I can't be the only Simpsons fan out there so the point (if you can call it that) of this spam game is that you just put whatever random Simpsons quote comes to mind, with the character that said it...no explanation is really necessary...

For example:

"I'm cold, and there are wolves after me." --Grandpa Simpson
« Last Edit: March 25, 2007, 07:26:34 AM by alahendra »

Offline Vandren

Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2007, 12:52:20 PM »
"Mmmm . . . forbidden donut."
- Homer

"i'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses."
- Rod or Todd Flanders (I always get them confused)
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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2007, 12:55:37 PM »
"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!" --Otto, upon leaving the dinnerware store called "Stoner's Pot Palace".

Offline Vandren

Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2007, 12:59:19 PM »
"Dad!  The heathen's gettin' away!"
-Flanders kid (see below)

Offline MagicalPen

Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »
"D'oh!"

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2007, 06:20:49 PM »
"Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang it would be you." --Homer

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2007, 06:22:07 PM »
"My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star." G-Pa

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" Homer.

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 06:27:07 PM »
"Can't sleep.  Clown'll eat me."
-Bart

"It's Eeevil!"
-Grandpa

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2007, 07:45:19 PM »
"I bent my wookie." 
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."

--Ralph Wiggum

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2007, 10:24:48 PM »
"Now Lisa's the Ralph."
-Ralph Wiggum, the Creationism episode

"We've been Yentl-ed!"
-Dolph, the split boys/girls school episode

"And we can have orgies, whatever those are."
-Bart
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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 11:50:33 AM »
(only one I can remember)

"Big ugly head! Cool!"

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 04:57:02 PM »
"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

-Bart

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 05:49:16 PM »
"What does it say on my Badge?" (Say's Cash Bribes only) Cheif Wiggum

Offline Vandren

Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 06:25:27 PM »
"Remember when I was Death?  That was cool."
- Homer

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2007, 12:21:31 PM »
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! "

--Troy McClure

Offline Vandren

Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2007, 05:45:29 PM »
“Expand my brain, learning juice.”  (chugs a Duff)
- Homer

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2007, 09:07:41 PM »
"Lazy Romans!"
- Homer

"We don't want to be the first Christians to die in the Colliseum."
- Bart

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 01:51:39 AM »
"Fly Siegway Fly!" - Homer

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2007, 05:46:13 AM »
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2007, 09:54:17 AM »
Mulder: His jiggling is hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2007, 09:58:15 AM »
"Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a Viking!"
- Ralph

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
- Ralph, referring to the slaughter house

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2007, 09:50:59 AM »
"Ah no, the corn!  Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broken."
-Farmer

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2007, 07:30:29 PM »
Bart (looking up at lighthouse with Homer's sillhouette): "Hey is that Dad?"

Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go."

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2007, 06:32:04 PM »
"You are the one who is it."
- Lisa (playing tag after Springfield Elementary gets uniforms)

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Re: Randoms Simpsons Quote
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2007, 01:51:02 AM »
Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.