Share you're stories of online multiplayer :) Try not to linger too much on simple statistics though >.< This is for STORIES, not how many headshots was in your streak.
Mine is from GTA4. We were playing objective, two teams of two. Current objective was to steal a particular bike. Instead of doing all the hard work and going after it, I said "No, no, wait... I have an idea" To me team mate, and we headed for the other team's drop off point.
As the other two were speeding down the road towards it, we both back a truck out to block the road. The other team are like OH SHIT! O.O The bike went under the truck, and went about 30 feet with no one driving it xD the two guys were indented into the side of the truck like something out of Loony Tunes.
We both jump out, laughing our heads off, get on the bike. He does a few doughnuts, while I fire my SMG into the air, and we speed off. But we weren't content with just that... I got out my mobile and dialed the other team.
"What?" "BAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! HAH! HAH! HAHHHHH!" Hangs up. Dials again. Ring... ring... ring... ring... "...What? >.>" "..." "..." "BAHHHHHHH-" Hangs up.
They got extremely pissed, and I dunno where they got it from, but soon they were behind us in a freakin' Lambo... and they're not even shooting! They took this so personally, they wanted to run us over o.o and the bike has about zero chance of ever outrunning this thing, so these guys are getting closer by the second...
We both hit a rise in the road, jump... and it's looking like the Lambo will land right on top of us and crush the bike. Our bike spears right into a tunnel stairway leading to the Subway, and the Lambo crashed, lodging into the tunnel, and BOTH players are launched through the windshield, and down the stairs.
We're driving down the subway, I dial him up again. "....what... is it?" The guy is seething. "Hi =3 Uhm..." "......Grrrr..." "Yeah, uhm, just kind of wondering, uhm... Fuck, this bike is so awesome guys" "FUCK YOU! D;< RAWRGHRGH!"
We both laughed so damned hard xD It was the funniest fucking thing EVER! xD and it's not over yet!
We were almost to the drop point, and we see them standing on the road... and one has a rocket launcher. It was such an "Awww shit..." moment. If the character models could grin like madmen...
He fires, we swerve, the blast takes us off of the bike, the bike goes skidding. We get up, shoot the first guy, but the second guy is already on the bike, and speeding off. I quickly dial him, while grabbing the rocket launcher.
"Hahahaha! What, you lose your bike? xD" "If I can't have it, NO ONE CAN!" =D His bike detonates, and he just starts screaming into the phone! xD
Was the best multi match of my life.