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Offline SabbyTopic starter

Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:15:42 AM »
Pitch your reality show that'd never make it to TV :)

I have two. Addicts! and Racists!

Addicts! is about one pig mansion that doubles as a fitness centre. All the occupants are varying levels of druggies, anything from reformed, to just breaking the habit, to still taking it. In the middle of the house is a cabinet of drugs, all the kinds they'd normally take, heroine, cocaine, marijuana... it's unlocked, anyone can just go right for it.

But if one member gets his or her fix, their whole team will be punished, losing privileges within the house and other such setbacks. So the successful business man that broke his habit years ago and cleaned up his life will  paying for the junkie gangsta whore who 'doesn't give a fuck'.


Racists! is about a mansion filled with people of every faith, ethnicity and life style. Some of them are incredibly racists (the Alah worshipping Muslim) while some are quite the opposite (the 'love everyone' Indian hippie). Each day in the house is modelled off of one of the peoples lifestyle and culture, and activities are fashioned around that. So the KKK member is guna have to help weave African tribal grass tokens, or his whole team will suffer for it.


So what's your show? =3 It has to follow a typical 'Reality Show' formula yet be too controversial to ever make it onto TV.

Offline Nyarly

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2010, 03:32:46 AM »
Come Free or Die

A (heavily guarded) mansion filled with criminals. They are quite diverse, from shoplifters to child rapists, every kind of crime is represented. Every week they have to do a test and if they fail, they get executed. The last one alive comes free and their criminal record gets erased.

Offline SabbyTopic starter

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 04:09:19 AM »
Jesus x.x why didn't ya just pitch me Saw: The Reality Series?

Offline Nyarly

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 04:30:18 AM »
I've never even saw Saw.

...Saw Saw?

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2010, 11:20:40 AM »
High school.  Honestly, do I need to say more?

Offline KikuLei

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2010, 12:45:32 PM »
Saggy Booties, The Soap Opera series - Starring.. BETTY WHITE!

This show would be about all these old women having sex, and then talking about it in the old folks home in the cafeteria. Often resulting in one of the women losing her dentures in the lasagna. ' Not again...' and ' Thats our Gertrude! '

Offline Aludiana of the Dusk

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 11:38:00 PM »
Remember that show, Sex Talk with Dr. Drew (it may still be on actually; just not part of my cable channels anymore)

Talk Sex with the kids; a spin off of Sex Talk with doctor Drew. Parents can write or call into the show about any behavior they've witnesses, or discovery (think a stack of Playboy's under the bed) they've made about their teen/preteen child and have their question responded to by a doctor, psychiatrist or both. At the end of each segment you, the viewer will get to witness the family sit down together for that painful, embarrassing "sex talk" and maybe relive your own embarrassing chat with your parents!

Offline KikuLei

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 11:45:35 PM »
' Work that walker ' - A show for girls who are 60 and up who want to be top models.
Act 1 - Make Prune Whip sexy
Act 2 - Make Laxatives sexy.
Act 3 - Strut your walker-strut.

Offline Parlabane

Re: Reality Shows (that'd never make it to air)
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 03:58:13 AM »
Screwing With The Stars (British title: Strictly Come Shagging) - a group of celebrities are partnered up with porn stars, and are required to perform a different position or style for the audience every week.