(Adopts suitable accent for each part)
The place is The City; it could be New York, Los Angeles, or anywhere in between. The streets are mean, the gangs are rough, and the cops are tough.
At Central, one of the top beat cops is called in to see the Chief; who tells her that the DA's on his ass about a 'babysitting job' that's been kicking around all month, and it's just her bad luck that she's been chosen for it. As if on cue, the door to the office opens-
-and she's introduced to her new partner; a freakin' Limey!
Any questions you may have, feel free to ask.