Yggdrasil's Muse

[Malrunar]

I think writing is a dying art: so many people tend to rush and spit out the words that it seems they don’t understand what they’re trying to say. Its quality over quantity for me, I consider myself a literate and talented writer, and I’m choosy about who my partners will be. Sorry, but if you can’t drag me into the story and keep my attention; things will only feel more like a chore than the adventure we both want.

My posts average four paragraphs but often expand past that, especially when the previous post has really sparked my muse. Yet I understand the necessity of ‘short and sweet’. Challenge me and I’ll challenge you, I’m more content with a well written post, than with something that is all filler and no meat, so don’t go Taco Bell on me. Tantalize my senses and wrap me around your finger in two paragraphs? Sold!

Alright! If you’ve read this far then hopefully I didn’t sound too much like a pompous, finicky bitch. Now for the good stuff:

Characters:

My characters will always be female. I’m happy to NPC a character of any and all genders, but when it comes down to the main story line, it’ll be a woman. This is just my own, personal preference.  Ninety percent of the time, I want a M/F pairing. (Though I’d be open to explore an M/F/M, F/F, etc., pairing, all depending on my partner’s preference and the plot of the story.) I rather my roles are that of a strong woman, never the brainless bimbo that’s only good at spreading her legs, or is so sweet and innocent she farts butterflies. My characters are likely going to be in tough situations, and I like to throw them into scenarios that take them out of their comfort zones to see what it takes to make them bend.

To be paired with this: I have no interest in anime. I don’t care for the boys who never age past 19, I prefer men with hair on their chest (or not, smooth is nice too) and scars from their past. And if they’re older than my character, I tend to turn into putty in your hands. I love depth and conflict; love isn’t easy and war is never fair.


Turn Ons:

Biting- This is always encourage. It may be why I have a certain weakness for vampires. (But if they sparkle you can just forget about it!)

Bondage- Something I’ve an interest in exploring.

Cream-pies- Yep. Guilty. Love them.

Foreplay- While it can be fun to just get to the nasty bits, there’s certainly something about having this sort of thing dragged out until the point of begging is reached.

NC- This can be pretty damn hot. It’s not a requirement, but sometimes you just want to be thrown on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak.

Romance- Not that I’d ever admit to being a romantic. Never... >_>

D/s- Again, something I'm curious on exploring. I’m more sub than everything and am content with that; but none of my characters would ever do as they’re told, every single time. Where’s the fun if there’s no challenge? I'm the girl who struggles and puts up a fight before giving in.

Light Pain- No maiming, but I’m not against getting a little roughened up. Remember that scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Hot, right?

Older men- I admit it. This does it for me. A lot.

Blood-play- LIGHT. Like the stuff vampires might occasionally dabble in when toying with their snack.



Turn offs:

Scat/Water sports- Eww. Not for me. Never.

M/M- No interest, sorry. It does nothing for me, so I won't play the part.

Vore- That’s also something I don’t understand. Eating strips of my flesh isn’t sexy. Chewing on the bones of my foot while I watch? I hope you choke on a toe. Hell no.

Immaturity- If you can’t act like an adult, then leave me alone, you’re on this list for a reason.

First Person- I'm one of those people who get really, really annoyed reading first person. Unless it's a novel, please don't do this.

Not allowing me to have those off days- Sometimes my muse isn’t working. Sometimes my muse is selective. Don’t bug me to post, I’ll get to it when creativity allows.

Poorly written posts- I understand having off days- I get them all the time. But if you’re looking to just spit out posts, having a daily goal of over 100, theeeeeen move on. No one-liners or ‘L33T’ speak for me. I will head-butt you into oblivion

And a note for those who can’t separate RP from reality- I am not my characters. If our characters fall in love; that doesn’t mean we’re in love. If I tell you to step back, do so, and don’t get offended.

[distain2003]

Vengeance in space sounds like a blast im looking for a bit grittier of a character lately. That being said the extent of NC i go into is not getting my partner ready before as you said i ... pound her like a cheep steak. I love a romantic role even one that develops slow is i love developing things.