I think writing is a dying art: so many people tend to rush and spit out the words that it seems they donít understand what theyíre trying to say. Its quality over quantity for me, I consider myself a literate and talented writer, and Iím choosy about who my partners will be. Sorry, but if you canít drag me into the story and keep my attention; things will only feel more like a chore than the adventure we both want.
My posts average four paragraphs but often expand past that, especially when the previous post has really sparked my muse. Yet I understand the necessity of Ďshort and sweetí. Challenge me and Iíll challenge you, Iím more content with a well written post, than with something that is all filler and no meat, so donít go Taco Bell on me. Tantalize my senses and wrap me around your finger in two paragraphs? Sold!
Alright! If youíve read this far then hopefully I didnít sound too much like a pompous, finicky bitch. Now for the good stuff:
My characters will always be female. Iím happy to NPC a character of any and all genders, but when it comes down to the main story line, itíll be a woman. This is just my own, personal preference. Ninety percent of the time, I want a M/F pairing. (Though Iíd be open to explore an M/F/M, F/F, etc., pairing, all depending on my partnerís preference and the plot of the story.) I rather my roles are that of a strong woman, never the brainless bimbo thatís only good at spreading her legs, or is so sweet and innocent she farts butterflies. My characters are likely going to be in tough situations, and I like to throw them into scenarios that take them out of their comfort zones to see what it takes to make them bend.
To be paired with this: I have no interest in anime. I donít care for the boys who never age past 19, I prefer men with hair on their chest (or not, smooth is nice too) and scars from their past. And if theyíre older than my character, I tend to turn into putty in your hands. I love depth and conflict; love isnít easy and war is never fair.
Biting- This is always encourage. It may be why I have a certain weakness for vampires. (But if they sparkle you can just forget about it!)
Bondage- Something Iíve an interest in exploring.
Cream-pies- Yep. Guilty. Love them.
Foreplay- While it can be fun to just get to the nasty bits, thereís certainly something about having this sort of thing dragged out until the point of begging is reached.
NC- This can be pretty damn hot. Itís not a requirement, but sometimes you just want to be thrown on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak.
Romance- Not that Iíd ever admit to being a romantic. Never... >_>
D/s- Again, something I'm curious on exploring. Iím more sub than everything and am content with that; but none of my characters would ever do as theyíre told, every single time. Whereís the fun if thereís no challenge? I'm the girl who struggles and puts up a fight before giving in.
Light Pain- No maiming, but Iím not against getting a little roughened up. Remember that scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Hot, right?
Older men- I admit it. This does it for me. A lot.
Blood-play- LIGHT. Like the stuff vampires might occasionally dabble in when toying with their snack.
Scat/Water sports- Eww. Not for me. Never.
M/M- No interest, sorry. It does nothing for me, so I won't play the part.
Vore- Thatís also something I donít understand. Eating strips of my flesh isnít sexy. Chewing on the bones of my foot while I watch? I hope you choke on a toe. Hell no.
Immaturity- If you canít act like an adult, then leave me alone, youíre on this list for a reason.
First Person- I'm one of those people who get really, really annoyed reading first person. Unless it's a novel, please don't do this.
Not allowing me to have those off days- Sometimes my muse isnít working. Sometimes my muse is selective. Donít bug me to post, Iíll get to it when creativity allows.
Poorly written posts- I understand having off days- I get them all the time. But if youíre looking to just spit out posts, having a daily goal of over 100, theeeeeen move on. No one-liners or ĎL33Tí speak for me. I will head-butt you into oblivion
And a note for those who canít separate RP from reality- I am not my characters. If our characters fall in love; that doesnít mean weíre in love. If I tell you to step back, do so, and donít get offended.