I was going to have a luau over in my intro thread while I was waiting, but then a big typhoon washed me up on land over here. Happy to be alive, I'm still having my luau. Please, anyone and everyone is welcome to join.
The story so far:
I've decided to take up residence in the Introductory Forum. Please everyone, members and applicants, come and join me. I've tied my hammock between two palm trees, I have my own home brew Stella, and I will enjoy the the warm tropical sun dappling on my long legs as I listen to the waves crash over the sentinel rocks. Every now and again I get a question in a beer bottle to entertain for dinner. When I do, I take out my solar powered Ipad that has alien connectivity so I don't get raped by the carrier charges for long distance
and shoot off a reply.
Oh, is that you on that little island over there? Here I am on mine *waves* Though I made sure to bring a cabana boy with me! *giggles* oooooh, a lei! I'll have to give one to my cabana boy later *grins and winks* I'll be over in two shakes of a lamb's tail, darlin'...No worries, eh?
* sheds a tear*
Unfortunately my cabana boy sacrificed his life for me when the big great white attacked our raft.
Oh, yes, if you want to bring your cabana boy with you, I'll put a few more shrimp on the barbie. *giggles with naughty thoughts about the cabana boy*
Do you share?
Oh no! What a brave and valiant cabana boy you had! I am so sorry you lost him, my dear...*offers hugs & tissues*
*chuckles* I will happily share mine with you, my dear...He is a very good cabana boy & well trained, at that! *giggles*
* Enjoys the feel of your back against my finger tips. Takes the tissue and dabs my eye to remove the sand grit in it.*
Yes, Loki was the best cabana boy I've ever had, but why he kept trying to push me towards the gaping mouth of the shark still puzzles me; however, I managed to hide behind him before the shark took him for a mid-morning snack.
Well, I better spruce up the beach a bit. Invite all your friends to join us at the luau. It should be fun. Just watch out for the great white on your way over, please!
The Legionary wrote:
* watches everything carefully, suddenly surprised to see how interesting the introductory threads have become * winks at Kit and Finewine*
*Looks up from her Ipad as the sea gull fusses at the whale's spray getting him wet. Quickly scans the environment surrounding her for any unusual movement or sound.*
I feel like there are eyes watching me. *shivers until her switchblade glints in the moonlight. Shakes off the feeling and goes back to her Ipad to download some luau music.*
Let's see. What would be some good luau music? Anyone?