If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Renee]

Yes.   I know basic lifeguard procedure!

If i was adrift at sea would you mind tagging along?

[Autumn52]

Nope it might be fun.

If you had only one stick of gum would you share it with me?

[Renee]

sure but i only ever carry watermelon.

If i could fly would you wannt a ride?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would like to fly too.

If I made a dinner you didn't like would you tell me you didn't like it?

[Renee]

probably not.  Man's gotta eat.   

If i made the dessert and it was just as bad would you?

[Autumn52]

I would offer to help you but if you tried really hard on it I would just eat it.

If you wanted to go out and I didn't would you let me have my way?

[Renee]

sure.   I wouldn't enjoy it if you werent for it.

if I asked for help would you give it?

[Autumn52]

Yes if I was able to.

If my car broke down would you help me?

[Renee]

No. I'd call a repairman cuz i suck at cars.   
if i were hungry would you feed me?

[Autumn52]

Yes I love to cook

If I burned dinner would you yell at me?

[Flower]

No, but I would burn dinner majority of the time.

If I burned your books, would you be mad at me?

[Autumn52]

Well I don't get mad very easily but my books.....yes I would probably be mad about that. But you could buy me new ones and we could make up.

If you burned my books would it be on purpose?

[adroitgrayman]

I don't think, I would ever do that as I have a great love for books but still if I did it, it must have been surely because of some important reason.

If I am alone for the night at my home, Would you come over to give me company?

[Autumn52]

Yes I would

If I was alone at night would you come over to  keep me company?

[adroitgrayman]

It would be a great pleasure for me. I will come running over to you. (smiles)

If we want to go for a nude erotic dance being together, will you do that ?

[Autumn52]

An erotic dance with you of course.

If I wanted to go for a swim would you go with me?

[adroitgrayman]

I would love to join you and swim together.

If I get out of my clothes to swim, would you do the same ?

[TheLegionary]

Why not?

If I stole your girlfriend, would you continue to be my friend?

[Cayenne]

Well, if by steal you mean kidnap - then probably not!~

If I was temporarily turned into a hamburger with fries, and we were stranded on the desert island without food besides coconuts and shellfish, would you eat me? :/

[Autumn52]

I would eat you anytime baby.....giggles (corny I know)

If I were going to buy a new dress and ask your opinion would you tell me the truth about how it looked?

[Cayenne]

Of course!~ I'd rather see you in a dress that makes you happy and looks good~

If I kissed you without warning, would you be angry?~

[Rolo]

of course not

If I turned my back on you would you stab it

[Autumn52]

nope I would ninja hugs you

If I ask you to rub my back would you

[Rolo]

only until you were satisfied

If I were in the dark would you shine a light

[Autumn52]

I could be the light to your darkness....giggles

If I had a surprise for you would you like it