If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Captain Maltese]

No, but we WOULD have a bared blade between us when we shared tents.

If I go ballistic, would you do the sensible thing and run for your life?

[Katsue]

Probably not.  I'm not always sensible...

If I tripped over my own two feet, would you help me get up?

[Captain Maltese]

Yeah, that's a reflex. Then I would try to remember if I was chasing you or not.

If I was chasing you, would you run as fast as you could or make sure you didn't get too far ahead?

[Katsue]

I'd run as fast as I could, you'd have to earn your prize.  I'm not very fast, though.

If I fought for release, would you let me go?

[SummerWhispers]

I would, can't speak or the Captain.


If came by and helped free you, would you dance at my wedding?

[Katsue]

Yes!  I love to dance!

If I asked you to dance, would you say yes?

[Dahling]

I would.

But if I wanted to end it with a kiss, would you let me?

[Katsue]

I would.

If I forgot to brush my teeth, would you still kiss me?

[Autumn52]

I might show you where the spare toothbrush is

If I ask you to stay over and watch a movie would you?

[TheLegionary]

I would love to.

If I were an animal, would you believe I would be a fish...after all, my avatar has been taking a shower for months!

[Katsue]

Yep!  Sure would...and quite a lovely fish, too.  =D

If I asked you to swim, would you wear a suit?

[SummerWhispers]

Yes I would.


If I had a sail boat, would you sail away into the sunset with me.

[Autumn52]

yes I would

If I ask you to run away with me would you?

[SummerWhispers]

Yes , you know I would , and we could sail or drive your choice.


If I got us a bunch of wine coolers and loud music would you dance with me?

[Autumn52]

yes i would love to

If I wanted to braid your hair and paint your toenails

[SummerWhispers]

Yes especially my toes, I just bought some florescent pink polish for summer


If I get drunk on wine, would you be mad that I mess up your toe nails?

[Autumn52]

no I would get the remover and start over

if I wanted to share your pink would you share?

[SummerWhispers]

Of course I would share almost anything with you.


If I wanted to go to clubs on the strip would you go with me.

[Autumn52]

yes

If I wanted to try doing a strip tease in a club would you do one with me

[Captain Maltese]

Sure! Wouldn't be the first time

If I offered you a trip to the VIP room and meet the visiting celebrities, would you come?

[Undeniable Sin]

Sure.

If I was really bad at stripping, would you tell me?

[SummerWhispers]

No not me, never say anything negative to anyone, well almost.


If I did a pole dance would you either join me or at least tip me?

[Zaphod]

I'd definitely tip you!

If I joined you, will you replace that pole with me?

[Breathless Intent]

Oh I'd dance up your pole all night lon......er....*glances at the PG notice and smiles sheepishly* I mean, I would love to hold your hand and skip around!

If I confessed to having a crush on someone would you keep my secret?

[Zaphod]

*nods* Absolutely! As long as your crush is me!

If I told you I met someone nice recently, would you encourage me to ask her out on a date?