If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Berek]

Yes all right.
If I go to jail, would you come with me?

[kittykat]

only if you droped the soap *giggle snort*

If I was bad at what you were good at would you teach me?

[SummerWhispers]

Certainly, but I have to warn I am not that good at much.

If I felt the need to travel for weeks would you join me

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I love to travel, I'll join you!

If I made us stop at every airport to watch the planes take off, would you put up with me?

[SummerWhispers]

Well sadly I would not,

If I bought the items to make fruity drinks, would you make and serve them to me on a beach chair.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I certainly would.

If I offered to spread lotion on your back, would you undo your bikini straps to give me better access?

[SummerWhispers]

I would...If I were wearing one, in Brazil they go topless.

If I chartered a boat would you spend a week sailing around the coast with me.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would, I love to sail.

If I sailed to the Brazilian coast, would you remove your top?

[SummerWhispers]

Of course, I would not want to not blend.

If I took off my top would you make sure I did not get sunburned.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Heavens yes, there are just some places that must be protected from the sun to keep their soft beauty.

If I got extra frisky with you, after feeding you a few of those pink drinks, would you be mad at me later?

[Undeniable Sin]

I doubt it, but if I were, you could frisk it out of me.

If I acted tipsy to see if you'd take advantage, would you get angry?

[Autumn52]

No but I might take advantage. 

If I ask you for your phone number in a bar would you give it to me?

[kittykat]

I have a thing for redheads.. just let me ask is it the same done there *jokesjokesjokes*

If I was completely wasted and told you I loved you would you let me live it down in the morning?

[Captain Maltese]

I would wait to hear it from you again sober, and shut up about it until then.

If I suggested a weekend trek in the mountains with tent and the works, would you come along?

[Belle33]

I would.

If I wanted to share a tent, would you be agreeable to that?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Sure.

If I wanted to share a tent, but had only one sleeping bag, would you agree to that?

[Belle33]

I would.

If I shared your sleeping bag, would you behave? 

[Autumn52]

absolutely not 

giggles

If I giggled all night would you get mad?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Nope, I'd giggle with you.  Giggling is fun.

If I made you giggle, making wine come out your nose, would you mind?

[Autumn52]

no I would laugh harder

if I peed from laughing so hard would you be disgusted

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Not quite disgusted, I probably would just laugh some more, and hope you changed your pants!

If I made you laugh ridiculously at a fancy restaurant, would you be embarrassed??

[Undeniable Sin]

Not if you weren't.

If I asked to borrow your car, would you let me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Only if it wasn't because you didn't want to drive your own into a bad neighborhood.

If I asked you to ride to our dinner date on the back of my bicycle, would you think me unworthy?

[Autumn52]

nope it would be fun

if my hair was all messy from being on the bike would you be embarrassed of me

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would not, I might offer to find you a brush if we were going someplace all fancy-like though.

If I got a mohawk, would you be seen in public with me?