If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Berek]

I'd hope for sex, expect is another matter
If you took me on a date, would you expect sex

[Autumn52]

No I would only hope to enjoy your company and let the night lead us where it wanted to.

If I ask for a second date, and did not have sex with you on the first, would you accept?

[Berek]

Of course, still hopeful, but also... patient
If I accepted the second date, would you kiss me?

[Autumn52]

Yes

If I ask you to come over for a movie would you pick a title I would like?

[Berek]

I would try to, but I'd need to know your choice in movies better.
If I chose a movie you didn't like, would you sit through it?

[Autumn52]

yes but I cant promise that I wouldnt be a distraction

if I was a distraction would you be upset

[Berek]

i think i'd let myself be distracted lol :)
If I put the movie off, would you give me another kiss?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

if I was a distraction would you be upset

You are a distraction, and I am not upset, so no.

If I cooked you a meal you didn't really like, would you tell me?

[Autumn52]

Yes, but in a nice way. I would be thankful and appreciative that you wanted to do something nice for me. But honesty is most important.

If I told you the truth would you kick me to the curb? 

*bits nails anxiously*

[Mr Bigglesworth]

No, I'd rather know, as my goal was clearly to find a way to make you happy

If I barked at you as a knee-jerk reaction, would you forgive me?

[Skadii]

Never!


If I violated your privacy would you forgive me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Never!

Never?  So sad

I would probably be annoyed, but I always forgive.

If I accidentally broke your 3,000 year old Ming Vase, would you repair it with super glue?

[Autumn52]

probably would take it to an expert to see if it could be repaired properly

BTW: I would forgive you

If I ask you to hold my hand at a scary movie would you

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would  hold your hand at a scary movie if you asked.  I'd hold it at a non scary movie too

If I asked you to kill a spider, would you think less of me?

[Skadii]

No, but I wouldn't kill it either!

If I cheated on you would you take me back?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

~So we'd live with a spider, unless one of us were brave enough to pick it up and carry it outside.~

If I thought you still loved me, yes.

If I sang out of tune, would you still listen to me?

[Skadii]

Oh yes! I would love to hear you sing out of tune!


If I told you a secret...would you keep it?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Of course I would keep your secret.

If I wore horribly mismatched clothes, would you be seen in public with me?

[Skadii]

Of course I would!


If I was a terrible kisser would you tell me

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would try to offer subtle hints to help you improve - I think if people take the time to learn what the other wants, there would be no terrible kissing.

If I stepped on your feet while we danced, would you dance with me again?

[Skadii]

Yes...I would just wear harder shoes!


If I told you a joke that wasn't funny, would you laugh?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Probably not, but I'd probably think you were cute for telling it.

If I got you locked out of my house, would you wait with me for the locksmith?

[Skadii]

Only if we made out while waiting!


If I stumbled and fell, would you catch me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Only if we made out while waiting!

Works for me!

If I stumbled and fell, would you catch me?

Of course I would!

If I lost a small fortune investing in a Ninja Turtle training facility, would you think me loony-tunes?

[Skadii]

Most definitely, but I would support you!


If I killed someone...would you help me dispose of the body?