If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Captain Maltese]

Nope.

I I fought you hard and heavy for that little orange, would you notice that I wasn't really all that focused on the orange?

[Phoenixrisen]

Possibly, but then again, in the little situation I'm supposed to be mud wrestling aren't I?

If I wasn't mud wrestling with the rest of the girls, would you mind that I was watching you play your game?

[Captain Maltese]

You would be welcome to watch, certainly!

If the orange suddenly whirled in your direction, would you catch it and hold it - or just throw it back?

[Phoenixrisen]

Depends on what else was going on around me, and how much I wanted your attention by then.

If I kept and held the orange, what would you do about it?

[Captain Maltese]

Tackle you brutally for it, of course. 'Forgetting' that I was buck naked.

If I tackled you, would you resist or give in?

[Tamhansen]

I'd resist. My orange grrr

If i blocked you off would you continue the tackle?

[Captain Maltese]

Hell yeah. I'd be all arms and legs and hands. Prying hands.

If we were all down in the water, bodies and water churning and the two of us in a hard muscled eye to eye embrace, would you notice we'd lost the orange?

[Tamhansen]

Nah i'd ve lost interest by then.

If you'd notice the orange missing would you try to break tackle or keep trying to win

[Captain Maltese]

I have a feeling I'd already have won. And I don't mean the fight for the orange.

If darkness settled over the garden, would you break out the booze for the attenders?

[Tamhansen]

wasn't it out already? then yeah.

If I'd ask you and some of the female guests to stay for a private wrestling match after the party would you accept?

[Captain Maltese]

Someone's got to clear out all the barbecuing stuff. Sure'd I stay

If I wanted to know which female guests you had in mind, could you name them?

[Tamhansen]

I could but I think they'd know.

If we were drinking and party all night would you still clean it up, or just leave it for the day after?

[Captain Maltese]

Cleaning is for tomorrow. Manana....

If I fell asleep in the grass, what would you do?

[Anesa]

Would curl up beside you and take a nap along with you....

If I went away for a while...would you miss me?

[Mordred]

I would.. but would also happily anticipate your lovely return.

If I rearranged your furniture while gone, would you be ok with that?

[Anesa]

*Smiles*  Change is good, yes?

If I stubbed my toe on a piece of furniture that was rearranged.. (lol) would you kiss it and make it all better?

[Mordred]

As that sweet little toe vanished through my lips, yes indeed. I'd also carry you for a while until you were sure walking was ok.

If I resisted the urge to nibble your toe, would you reward me later?

[Anesa]

(Aww.. such a gentleman vamp you are, Mordred!)

Yes, I'd reward you a gallon bucket of fresh blue paint!  

If I called you on the phone, would you talk to me or would you be shy?

[elone]

I would talk, albeit a little shy at first.

If I was shy would you pick up the slack?

[Anesa]

I would be shy too (at first), but I'd do my best to make you feel at ease

If I wanted to have phone sex, would you want to participate?

[elone]

Yes, definitely, here is my number 1-555-eat-mine

If I sent you a picture of me, would you send one of you?

[Anesa]

Yes, I'd even send you a nude,  but I'd use those "black bars" that hid all the naughty parts.. )

If I sent you a pic of me, would you put it on the nightstand by your bed?

[Ty]

Probably not. Perhaps tucked away in a drawer of said nightstand though.

If I were to send a hand-written letter, would you reply in kind?

[TheLegionary]

Yes, I would reply, because I love writing letters!

If I was willing to send you a postcard, would you tell me your address?

[Belle33]

No, because you might be a stalker.

If I lived in a very small village, in a very remote part of the world, on a very tall mountain, would you visit me even though the trip would take days.