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Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3250 on: May 08, 2011, 11:23:14 AM »
Nope.

I I fought you hard and heavy for that little orange, would you notice that I wasn't really all that focused on the orange?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3251 on: May 08, 2011, 11:25:11 AM »
Possibly, but then again, in the little situation I'm supposed to be mud wrestling aren't I?

If I wasn't mud wrestling with the rest of the girls, would you mind that I was watching you play your game?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3252 on: May 08, 2011, 11:32:06 AM »
You would be welcome to watch, certainly!

If the orange suddenly whirled in your direction, would you catch it and hold it - or just throw it back?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3253 on: May 08, 2011, 11:33:27 AM »
Depends on what else was going on around me, and how much I wanted your attention by then. ;)

If I kept and held the orange, what would you do about it?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3254 on: May 08, 2011, 11:48:43 AM »
Tackle you brutally for it, of course. 'Forgetting' that I was buck naked.

If I tackled you, would you resist or give in?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3255 on: May 08, 2011, 12:45:00 PM »
I'd resist. My orange grrr

If i blocked you off would you continue the tackle?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3256 on: May 08, 2011, 01:01:32 PM »
Hell yeah. I'd be all arms and legs and hands. Prying hands.

If we were all down in the water, bodies and water churning and the two of us in a hard muscled eye to eye embrace, would you notice we'd lost the orange?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3257 on: May 08, 2011, 01:31:20 PM »
Nah i'd ve lost interest by then.

If you'd notice the orange missing would you try to break tackle or keep trying to win

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3258 on: May 08, 2011, 02:56:10 PM »
I have a feeling I'd already have won. And I don't mean the fight for the orange.

If darkness settled over the garden, would you break out the booze for the attenders?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3259 on: May 08, 2011, 03:46:37 PM »
wasn't it out already? then yeah.

If I'd ask you and some of the female guests to stay for a private wrestling match after the party would you accept?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3260 on: May 08, 2011, 03:49:24 PM »
Someone's got to clear out all the barbecuing stuff. Sure'd I stay ;)

If I wanted to know which female guests you had in mind, could you name them?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3261 on: May 08, 2011, 03:53:53 PM »
I could but I think they'd know.

If we were drinking and party all night would you still clean it up, or just leave it for the day after?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3262 on: May 08, 2011, 04:04:25 PM »
Cleaning is for tomorrow. Manana....

If I fell asleep in the grass, what would you do?

Offline Anesa

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3263 on: May 08, 2011, 05:01:07 PM »
Would curl up beside you and take a nap along with you....

If I went away for a while...would you miss me?

Offline Mordred

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3264 on: May 08, 2011, 05:02:46 PM »
I would.. but would also happily anticipate your lovely return.

If I rearranged your furniture while gone, would you be ok with that?

Offline Anesa

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3265 on: May 08, 2011, 05:06:03 PM »
*Smiles*  Change is good, yes?

If I stubbed my toe on a piece of furniture that was rearranged.. (lol) would you kiss it and make it all better?

Offline Mordred

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3266 on: May 08, 2011, 05:09:04 PM »
As that sweet little toe vanished through my lips, yes indeed. I'd also carry you for a while until you were sure walking was ok.

If I resisted the urge to nibble your toe, would you reward me later?

Offline Anesa

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3267 on: May 08, 2011, 05:21:03 PM »
(Aww.. such a gentleman vamp you are, Mordred!)

Yes, I'd reward you a gallon bucket of fresh blue paint! :D  ;)

If I called you on the phone, would you talk to me or would you be shy?

Offline elone

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3268 on: May 08, 2011, 05:26:22 PM »
I would talk, albeit a little shy at first.

If I was shy would you pick up the slack?

Offline Anesa

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3269 on: May 08, 2011, 05:28:11 PM »
I would be shy too (at first), but I'd do my best to make you feel at ease

If I wanted to have phone sex, would you want to participate?

Offline elone

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3270 on: May 08, 2011, 05:31:38 PM »
Yes, definitely, here is my number 1-555-eat-mine

If I sent you a picture of me, would you send one of you?

Offline Anesa

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3271 on: May 08, 2011, 05:48:18 PM »
Yes, I'd even send you a nude,  but I'd use those "black bars" that hid all the naughty parts.. ;))

If I sent you a pic of me, would you put it on the nightstand by your bed?

Offline Ty

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3272 on: May 08, 2011, 06:34:39 PM »
Probably not. Perhaps tucked away in a drawer of said nightstand though.

If I were to send a hand-written letter, would you reply in kind?

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Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3273 on: May 08, 2011, 06:36:19 PM »
Yes, I would reply, because I love writing letters!

If I was willing to send you a postcard, would you tell me your address?

Offline Belle33

Re: If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?
« Reply #3274 on: May 08, 2011, 06:59:29 PM »
No, because you might be a stalker.

If I lived in a very small village, in a very remote part of the world, on a very tall mountain, would you visit me even though the trip would take days.